DOD168: What if All They Want to Do Is Video Games

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0:00:28 Tom: Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's falling back because we're stupid and we haven't fixed this yet. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined, as always, by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen.

0:00:41 Eli: We fix this though. Like, I remember reading in the paper that they fixed this, and then the spring came along and they were like, "Ah, just kidding," and no one explained, because usually, right, is pretty Eli proofed right There's usually a brightly colored graph in the corner, an interactive cell phone game that I can play where they're like, "All right, Eli, Eli, let's explain how Daylight Savings Time works." But I remember a bunch of headlines about Daylight Savings time. Everybody was like, skin in the nail. And the assholes on my Facebook who take every good thing and turn it into like their own personal vendetta. They did that with that. I remember they were like, so you want farmers to die in the fields?

0:00:42 Thomas: I thought, yeah, I'm with you.

0:00:42 Tom: No. Yeah.

0:01:10 Thomas: Yep. Yes.

0:01:23 Eli: And I was like all right, this is going the way almost all things go. All right, all right. But then spring came around and they were like your clocks moved again. And I Was like, God damn it, Congress, you promised you did a thing.

0:01:32 Thomas: Yeah. So I actually haven't looked this up because I had a similar feeling, Eli. I they end up not, did Biden not sign it or was it something that only starts in like 20, 2030?

0:01:41 Eli: This really tracks Joe. That's where Joe let us down. This is where Joe really failed us. He was like, you haven't worked the cricket fields like I have.

0:01:47 Thomas: Yeah.

0:01:46 Tom: I I feel

0:01:51 Thomas: Or it starts in, like, 2030.

0:01:53 Eli: Know what it was? He can't

0:01:54 Thomas: I don't know, oh

0:01:54 Eli: Draw a clock. And so it's just, it's been unable to.

0:01:58 Tom: Like I'm crazy. I though this passed the Senate, but it never got voted on in the House.

0:02:02 Thomas: Now we have to look this up because this is bill

0:02:03 Tom: Now we gotta check, but yeah. Clearly What this means, though, while you look that up, clearly What this means is that America's so broken that we can't all just agree that we hate the thing that everybody hates. There are no exceptions. There's, like, except for, like, the nine people on Eli's Facebook who are just being contrary for the fun of being contrary, and they don't count as people, and they're pretty much smoke, like all hate it. Nobody likes fucking with the clocks

0:02:05 Thomas: Yeah yeah

0:02:24 Eli: Yeah.

0:02:25 Thomas: Well but then you have the pedants who are like, well, but what you actually want is not daylight savings time or permanent daylight savings, I actually don't remember now. Do you want, yeah

0:02:27 Tom: Yeah here's the thing. My wife has strong opinions. I don't care. I just don't want to change the clock I don't give a fuck what time it is

0:02:35 Eli: And yeah.

0:02:38 Thomas: I don't the clock. It shouldn't that a hundred percent. I, you all, hey, you dork sciences, farmers, farmers, whoever, figure out what time it is and tell me, and I never want to change. That's it. Tom, you're so right. There are so few things where I am like of the Trumpian opinion that we just need some old fashioned horse sense in there, you know, or whatever, like the old Republican thing. Well, they just don't have common sense.

0:03:02 Thomas: Here's my common sense, we shouldn't, we should not have to change the time of the clock. We should find a way to exist. The numbers are meaningless anyway. There's got to be a way. The lord above that doesn't exist did not assign numbers to the times. There isn't any reason those have to be, right?

0:03:01 Eli: That's why you voted for him.

0:03:19 Eli: Preach. Yeah. No. No. And this is actually a beautiful microcosm of trying to fix things, because when you talk about this, there are, and Tom hinted at this, and Thomas, you talked about this too. There are the people who are like, "Well, no, that's not enough of a change. Right. Need to, like, do universal daylight savings time, and also, and we should also institute the, like, 17-month calendar that works, and we got to do this. Right and the metric system, and it's just like, no one can just, we can't just do this one thing, because we were supposed to not make politicians famous, right?

0:03:44 Thomas: And the metric system. Shut Yeah. All

0:03:56 Eli: They were supposed to be like mailmen.

0:03:58 Thomas: Right, we know that there have to time zones. We're going to solve it here. There have to times zones. I get it because people are in different parts of the world. Easy. But here's the issue No.

0:04:05 Eli: Disagree But okay, actually can I stop you right there? No.

0:04:10 Thomas: Just Eli is the only one in solipsism.

0:04:05 Tom: She's

0:04:11 Eli: Eastern standard time is the only one that matters. It's where all the important people and things are. Do you think I give a fuck where France is? No, it's 2 :37.

0:04:12 Thomas: Yeah. Well. Know What's not impossible, they could have, back in the day, they could've just decided there was a time and everybody else just did stuff at different times. They coulda been like, "Yeah, you know, in America school starts, even though, you know, it's old England, the school starts at midnight," and then the kids go to school and it's like, that would've just been the norm. Like, it doesn't really matter. But anyway, the problem is always like where the state lines are relative to the fucking time zone.

And you you don't want need a national standard on that. You could have the states do different things. That's fine. Just as long as we don't have to change our fucking clock case in point.

I didn't realize, silly me, or I guess neither me or Lydia, but I didn't realise that my brain's child has gotten to the age and understanding that I I can't just pretend this doesn't exist anymore or specifically address it, because I wake up this morning to the usual scream I hear when Lydia, sometimes when the big kids aren't awake, Lydia takes Remy to school, like just early. Only problem is the garage is directly below the kids' room.

And so every morning I wake up to a, and it's Phoebe hearing that the car is leaving. Leaving. And even though this happens every day, somehow it's a groundhog day for her and she doesn't understand. So

0:05:35 Eli: Forever.

0:05:35 Thomas: She has to scream as loud as possible. This is my poor daughter. This is her mentality in a nutshell. Mom is leaving her forever. Every time that happens and never coming.

0:05:43 Eli: Yeah. She's gone forever.

0:05:44 Thomas: And furthermore, I'm probably in the car too. And we're all probably inthe car going like, ha, we hate Phoebe. We hate Phoobe. We're probably just driving off.

0:05:46 Eli: Yeah. Arlo's in the car. Yeah.

0:05:52 Tom: Shaving and putting after shave on, there's burglars that are trying to get into the house. It's a whole thing, paint cans on strings.

0:05:55 Thomas: Yeah, in

0:05:52 Eli: Yeah. Yeah. You got big ice cream cones in her favorite flavor.

0:05:58 Tom: Right.

0:05:59 Thomas: Yeah, in her, yeah, we took all her favorite toys with us, like, in her mind, it's sad, but true, like breaks my heart, but that is how her mind works, and it's exhausting, and then I didn't realize, poor Phoebe, she, this time she's right, and we're wrong, because she comes in, she's like, dad, I think, I miss school, I was like, I'm sorry, I think I miss cool, it was late, and I was, like oh, fuck, no, you have a clock now, and you can tell time, shit, I didn' t realize, and And she has just like a fun little kid clock that obviously is not connected to the internet. And so it didn't change. And she was like, it's late. It's I miss school. And mom left. And like, I don't blame her. Like, she probably thought like, oh, school time. And they just left.

0:06:03 Eli: Mm-hmm. Right.

0:06:40 Tom: That's So different than my kids would have been like, I missed school, I'm gonna be very fucking quiet. And not tell No, they haven't figured it out. Like, all right, they would, would not be panicked about, like, missing a day, even this day, they'd be like, right.

0:06:43 Thomas: And fucking sweet.

0:06:43 Eli: And it's not one someone else's fault. Yeah.

0:06:52 Thomas: I know. I'd be like, if I stay very still, maybe the clock forgot I exist.

0:06:56 Eli: Yeah.

0:06:55 Tom: I think school is based on movement. If I don't

0:06:59 Thomas: Oh, wow.

0:06:59 Eli: See, Max can tell time and doesn't give a fuck, which was a nice mix. Right? Right? Cause like we come in every morning and I'm like, what time? Looking at it, I was like, Hey, look, eight 32. And he was like fucking care move. Like it's just could not give a less of a shit.

0:07:01 Tom: Right

0:07:12 Thomas: Does he know what time stuff happens, though? Oh,

0:07:15 Eli: Yes, of course. We talk about it all the time. And you just fucking could not Give less of a fuck. Just push past me downstairs for the Cheerios. Also he wakes up and so that yesterday morning when the time changed, he just wakes up when his body wakes up.

0:07:12 Tom: Well

0:07:16 Thomas: He does? Oh, okay. Wow. What?

0:07:27 Thomas: What? Does that mean? Oh. Yeah.

0:07:30 Eli: And hangs out in his room. So he woke up when the time changed, right? So he woke up at 6 in the morning my time and was just like, what's up, boss man, time to get up, and I was like, hey buddy, we actually gained an extra hour of sleep, and he's like, who told you that? Joe Biden? Nah, fuck off.

0:07:30 Thomas: Yeah, sure.

0:07:44 Eli: Alright, come on, buddy. Let's get downstairs.

0:07:38 Thomas: Like That only passed the Senate, not that. Yeah.

0:07:48 Eli: It's time for some multigrain Cheerios.

0:07:50 Thomas: Oh.

0:07:46 Tom: I don' t know about you guys though, like like, fallback always, I'm like, I'm gonna get an extra hour of sleep, except for that I still go, go to bed at the same clock time the day before. So, like, I try to be asleep between 12 and 1, and so I'm like, all right, well, it's not 12 or 1, so I, I should, if I were a smarter man, be like, oh, I'll go to bet at, like, know, a regular time and get the extra hour, but I just stay up an extra hour, like, every time. I'm not gonna fall back, so I can just stay a little bit longer, and I'll stay up and extra hour and then continue to short myself the precious, precious commodity of Sweet, sweet sleep. I never actually get it. Ever.

0:08:23 Eli: Yeah. Nope.

0:08:25 Tom: Yeah.

0:08:26 Eli: Never. Never has.

0:08:27 Tom: Not one. Day. No.

0:08:27 Eli: And I don't imagine I ever will. I don't imagine I ever will. But, gentlemen, gentlemen, do you know the only thing worse than an archaic system that of America? Why? It's the auto ads. Sure, we should have changed over to a new system of ads by now. Maybe subconscious ads or overly conscious ads. Perhaps product placement in the show. Ah, Coca-Cola. But we haven't. But if you want to avoid our old-fashioned auto ads, you can do it over at patreon.com/dearolddads. Where, for as little as a dollar, you'll get an ad -free version of every single show. Plus, a little parenting story at the end. A little extra content right there at the eeeend. We got bonus episodes just recorded at AMA. Do they have that yet, Thomas?

0:08:28 Tom: No.

0:09:10 Thomas: Yeah, they've had that for a while. Sec.

0:09:11 Eli: Yeah! Alright, you got your AMA already on the fresh, hot new AMA, already sitting there as a bonus for everyone over at patreon.com/dearolddads reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Pin, pin, pin. Pin to it.

0:09:27 Tom: All right. Oh.

0:09:30 Thomas: Wanted to talk about something that, and I love this is my favorite kind of dads, uh, because I actually need your help on something. I actually needs your help, and although it's my least favorite because it means something's wrong, but that's okay. Having a parenting problem. Caller Thomas S. needs to get your help. So I introduced Arlo to video games a while back. I've talked about it. It's his favorite thing in the whole world. It is all he wants to do forever. I have conflicted feelings about that, but then again, pretty much anything we introduce Arlo two is kind of that it was Legos. And then, um, came up against a real issue there where I realized for him to be happy, I'd have to buy a new, um $500 Lego set every like three days.

0:10:14 Eli: Yep.

0:10:14 Thomas: He'd be like, I need another one. And he's like crying. He's having a real fit over it. I'm like, buddy, like, are fucking, you have no concept of how expensive this is. Like they are, have you guys bought a Lego set recently? Five hundred dollars for, like, the good ones.

0:10:15 Eli: Oh.

0:10:25 Tom: My God. Yeah. I expensive. Yeah.

0:10:28 Thomas: And crazy. I never would have bought them for the kids, I bought them from me, and then I never have time to do them, so then he got hooked on this high-grade fucking crack that is these amazing Lego sets. Nope.

0:10:25 Eli: Yeah, and he's

0:10:29 Tom: Does

0:10:39 Eli: Not trickable with, like, custom designs from the internet because

0:10:41 Thomas: Oh, I may be, actually, I, I did buy him a cheaper one, uh, I, he hasn't had interest, but it could also be the video games. So

0:10:50 Eli: Of my dad friends has tricked his Lego kid. He's got one of them, and he really he would, like, did no. So he did a forward projection and realized that he, his child could have as many Legos as he wanted or go to college. And so what he did was, after they build the thing, right, take it apart, and they sort it, which the kid likes just as much, uh, then he takes instructions. So there's, like, a Lego website, I don't remember it off the top of my head, but you can basically plug in, hey, these are the parts I got, here are the sets I own, and then you get a bunch of user-generated Lego builds that you can build from pieces you already have. No

0:10:54 Thomas: Knockoff ones. That's Pretty cool. However,

0:11:29 Tom: Arlo, not like free play Lego, because, because, like, Eamon loves Lego, but, like he doesn't really give too much of a shit

0:11:34 Eli: Wants to build the thing

0:11:31 Thomas: Really like he kind of does yeah And That's the other thing I was gonna say is he also loved, here's the problem again, I didn't intend for him to do these, I bought, like, a couple for myself, like, 10 years ago, like, seriously, I bought them, they just sat, and they were amazing because I was like, for me to buy something, I was like, oh, it's the thing I like, you know, it was like, like, the whole Hogwarts castle, or the whole whatever, I was like, this is cool, and now fucked up, that's His Standard of Lego, where he's like, he wants it to be together, and he wants to play with it, he doesn't want to take it apart, he does not want, you know, so it is like, we are stuck where it needs to be togther, and so anyway, I did buy him a cheap one, we will see if he ever gets back into it, maybe I will make him one of these days, but right now, he is having fun with video games, he loves video games and it is hard because, obviously, I love video games, too. I don't have time. However, loophole in the universe. If my kid likes something, then I get to do it. And I have time for

0:11:35 Eli: Yeah. Yeah. Mm -hmm. Mm hmm. Yeah.

0:11:36 Tom: Okay Right

0:12:27 Thomas: It because I have to make time from have to be a dad.

0:12:27 Eli: That's right. Yeah! Yeah.

0:12:29 Thomas: But I see. OK, don't Lydia. You didn't hear this. Don't no one knows about this. But if I get my kids to do something I want to do, thenI get todo that thing that I wouldn't otherwise have timefor. And the funny thing is, I didn't really have to try my heart, the the, old video games that I had as a kid, I um, know there's a million good video games, but the old ones I had super Mario world, you know, some of the NES ones, maybe the super Nintendo mainly, those are just so good that we played them a little and he, he loves them and he doesn't want the other one. Like he we've I gave him the opportunity to play the most amazing complex current video games. And then he's like, but Mario world fucking rules.

0:12:35 Tom: She's Yeah,

0:12:55 Eli: Mm Mm-hmm, yeah. Yeah.

0:13:08 Thomas: And it just does. He is correct.

0:13:09 Eli: And He's correct, and It's So cheap, right? Because every video game except for this current generation, you pay like seven bucks a month and Nintendo Online is just like, here's all our previous consoles, fucking go nuts, man. Just do whatever the fuck you want with every Game Boy game and Nintendo game ever, ever, ever. Let alone the emulator ones, right? The fucking ones you could buy at the mall that you just plug into the TV, which have all the bajillion bagillion games on them as well. Yeah, edible

0:13:11 Thomas: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

0:13:31 Thomas: It's been fantastic. Yep. I, I have all my original systems still, so I just have that and I let him play that. It's awesome, so It is the best. I love it so much. Then Phoebe was getting a little sad that she wasn't playing, but the hard thing with Phoebe is that I don't know how much she is serious, because sometimes she just wants to find a thing to be upset about, and then if I offer her that thing, she doesn't care about it, you know? Like, she, she, she just kind of wanted to have a thing to be upset about, which I, you know, I get, I'm not like judging her for it, but I'm just, I'm often just not sure.

0:13:44 Eli: They're amazing. Yep.

0:14:02 Eli: All kids. No. All kids do that and it's the fucking worst, Thomas. This is a safe space for the three hours you spend being like, hey, I remember you really freaked out last night about not getting red jelly beans, so Daddy instead of sleeping, I went through and I opened up all the packages Yeah.

0:14:07 Thomas: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, I went, I drove across the country to get the, yeah.

0:14:22 Eli: And I went down to wall, I fought an old man in the lobby and I got his key and I a bowl of red jelly beads, and they're like, thanks. At best, at

0:14:25 Thomas: Yep. I'm like, oh yeah, no,

0:14:31 Tom: I was going to say You get a thanks?

0:14:32 Thomas: That,

0:14:32 Eli: At best, it's thanks in 99 of the time.

0:14:33 Thomas: You don't get a thanks. A thanks would be Christmas. I'd cry if I got a thanks,

0:14:36 Eli: They're just like, Joey has a new hat, and you're like, like, hey, I'm going to fucking kill myself, and I'd love it if you made eye contact the whole time.

0:14:37 Thomas: Yeah, Her brain has a module. That's what did Arlo get that I didn't get? And it, it'll be insane like if I do that, which I've done before, like, oh, I'm gonna like make it right because I don't want things to be unfair. I'm like, I'm going to make it write. She'll got, but, but he did this, the paper is folded that he had, and then my, it'll just be nothing, you know? And I'll be like, all right, I can't, sorry, I can't do that, but think

0:14:48 Eli: Mm -hmm. Of course, yeah. It's such a request.

0:15:07 Eli: It feels so reasonable in the moment, right? Because come to you, and they do the things they did when they're not. Well, eventually you learn they're full of shit. But they do they do when there's actual injustice, right, where they'll be like, this person had a this. And you're like, hey. Let's make things fair, right. You're not me. You're not growing up with like the hurt command in my day. We just had a hurt and we didn't give it a go, right? You don't have to do that to your kid is so lovely.

0:15:10 Thomas: She knows she's full of shit. Yeah. Yeah Oh At first. Yeah. Yep.

0:15:33 Eli: And then they're like, I don't fucking care about that. I tricked you. I trick, I lied to you. And which is so amazing. Cause whenever you read a toddler book, they're like, they don't lie. And I'm like, they fucking lie.

0:15:36 Thomas: Yep, yep. Oh, they lie all the time.

0:15:43 Eli: All they do is lie. They

0:15:45 Thomas: They lie all the time the

0:15:43 Tom: They lie all the time That's the lie, what are you talking about?

0:15:45 Eli: Won't stop lying. You come to my house. This motherfucker will lie to you so hard.

0:15:49 Thomas: The only Slight amendment I'll put on that is they are capable of twisting their, well, at least Phoebe. I think she thinks she's telling the truth. Like, she'll instantly get some ridiculous thing going about how Arlo has something she doesn't, and it now, now that I think about it, it's kind of a profound thought. 'Cause like, I do think a lot of adults even do that where we, we have a negative brain feeling of some kind, and then we actually search for what would be causing it. And we're not always right. Like, we're often just like, I feel like shit.

0:16:19 Thomas: And and what is it? And maybe that's not even the right explanation. And now I'm realizing like, this might just be a sign that Phoebe is just undergoing a lot of like mental stress all the time. And like, Like, I think she's trying to find ways. And I already knew that. But, like, I Think She's Trying to Find Ways to Explain It.

0:16:18 Tom: Oh, 100%, yeah

0:16:31 Eli: She's got to cut down the number of podcasts she does, man like I hate to call her out on air like this but she's gotta stop she's gotta stop it's too much

0:16:37 Thomas: Yeah. She, poor girl.

0:16:38 Tom: Well, yeah, the, feedback loop, like I will say, like, just like you're, you're a hundred percent, the feed back loop between anxiety is bi -directional. So, you know, I think we, a lot of times say, oh, if you're feeling anxious, we have to look for the cause. And that's a very understandable, but I think often wrongheaded approach

0:16:47 Thomas: Yeah. Mm -hmm. Yep. Yep.

0:16:56 Eli: Serious Inquiries Only, that's the pun I have in case anyone was wondering, that's what I had I'm

0:16:58 Thomas: Yep.

0:16:59 Tom: Because a lot of times, like the anxiety is the feeling that you have in your body and your brain is just like, all right, well, if I have it, I've got to come up with a cause for it, even though, yeah it's so people don't

0:17:06 Thomas: Yep. 100%.

0:17:08 Eli: So sorry opening our elements, I just, if I didn't get it can I just get opening our elements in there real quick, Tom

0:17:12 Tom: Arguments

0:17:11 Thomas: Opening Arlo Mints. Yeah. Serious Inquiries Only. I don't know.

0:17:17 Eli: I did not hear a word you said just now. My nose is bleeding really hard from horse.

0:17:19 Tom: That's okay it's all gibberish I'm just making sounds, it's

0:17:19 Thomas: Yeah. No, it's 100 % right. But I did feel bad though, because this was about time I was spending and that I'm very sensitive to. I was like, I am spending too much time. And so I thought, okay, it it is incredibly difficult because the times I make the effort, I forget if I've mentioned this, sorry, if I have the times, I've made the effort. The things Phoebe wants me to do are so fucking involved and like mentally taxing. Seriously.

0:17:28 Eli: Yeah.

0:17:29 Tom: Yeah. But did you explain to her that you like him better because his interests are more fun for you? Because, I mean, that would probably work fine.

0:17:51 Eli: Write.

0:17:51 Thomas: It'll be like, oh, okay. Hey, Arlo, though I can I off and play Super Mario World, with one of my favorite games of all time that I know backwards and forwards and I love, and I mean, I could just essentially get some mental rest. Phoebe's like, oh cool, write a one -act play and everyone you know is going to read it and it better be good, otherwise, like, your teachers from high school and college are all going to get in a circle and critique it in front of your friends and Family, but Yeah. Immediately.

0:18:14 Eli: It live right now in front of me, and if any of the words aren't what I like, you'll spend the rest of the play dealing with my emotional breakdown, but don't break character, you're still Uncle Vanya.

0:18:17 Thomas: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And don't break eye contact with me the whole time. Like be intensely focused on me. It's, yep, yep.

0:18:28 Eli: Yes. Exactly. Don't pay attention to the device on your pocket, don't do anything. You think? Yeah.

0:18:30 Tom: Yeah. Yes.

0:18:37 Thomas: And it's impossible.

0:18:37 Eli: Mm. -hmm.

0:18:38 Tom: Oh. Yeah, no.

0:18:39 Thomas: I try, but Yeah, what's unfortunate is like, I want to be fair about the time and attention I'm giving my kids. I do. But it is actually really hard when it's like, okay, one unit of Arlo time takes three calories of brain. One unit of Phoebe time takes your whole life's essence, like it's so hard and I, it's I, hard to change, so I was trying to find a way to blend it all together, especially because it is nicer if we're all doing something together. So then I thought of something. I was like, wait a minute, one of my favorite games of all time is Stardew Valley. And I just floated it out there like, Phoebe, you know, there's a video game that I think you would really like, and because it's about farming, it's about doing all the stuff, you get to have animals, and she actually was like, Like, that's amazing.

She really wanted to see it. And I was still skeptical because she hasn't gotten into video games, really. I was worried she wouldn't, but she wanted to. And so I finally eventually got it. And I figured out how to, you know, we could play multiplayer on

0:18:39 Tom: It's the Sonic game. Yeah.

0:18:57 Eli: Yeah. Mm. Yeah.

0:19:30 Thomas: Like my old Switch.

0:19:31 Eli: It's got co -op, yeah.

0:19:31 Thomas: It's got co -op. Exactly. And then I did a thing that like I spend forever on this story. I'm really trying not to, I promise. But I did something that my dad or parents would have never done, which is I had bought the OLED Switch when the new Zelda came out. I got like the Zelda special edition thing, you know, and upon doing some research, I realized, oh, it's actually exactly the fucking same. I didn't realize they have not improved their switch at one all. Like, if you're playing on the TV, that's exactly the same.

But If you're playing on the Switch, which I would never do because I'm an adult and I'll hurt every every muscle in my body, every my eyeballs, everything will hurt if I play on the Switch without a TV for five seconds. But the kids always do that. And so I was like, you know, I'm going to downgrade myself back to my original old Switch and I'm going to give them the good Switch because they actually use the screen and I don't. And so, I did all that and I figured I was annoying. I had to, like, recreate users. I had to do all this stuff. I was, like. You guys have no fucking idea. Like, my parents would never have done any of that.

0:19:32 Eli: Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Oh.

0:20:30 Eli: Thomas, I'm so glad you brought that back, your parents wouldn't have done dick. This story is just over sometimes. Phoebe cries. All right, thanks for coming to the fucking Smith Smith cast. I

0:20:35 Thomas: Yeah. Can

0:20:40 Tom: Yeah. Spending with my dad was like, yeah, what chores are like, my dad would be like yeah, I'm doing some woodworking, you can come hang out with me in the woodworking shop and like like use the wet-dry vac and I'd be like, yeah.

0:20:45 Thomas: We do together? Yeah. That does sound fun, actually. Yeah, yeah.

0:20:52 Tom: All right, that's

0:20:52 Eli: Adored my dad, he was an incredibly attentive parent, he had no fucking interest in my bullshit and I get it, right? It was boring shit, but he was never like, all right, kiddo, let me pull up to Final Fantasy 10, uh, let's say, so this is Tifa, you say, huh, all right, let me see if I can help Cloud fight his dad, who's a whale now, like this fucking, that's not, that was not the dynamic. Yeah, and my dad was a good dad, again.

0:20:53 Tom: Yeah.

0:21:17 Thomas: Yeah. Yeah.

0:21:18 Eli: Your parents would have somehow found a way to punish you for that situation.

0:21:19 Thomas: Yeah. No.

0:21:21 Eli: You bought too many Legos, now you can't eat or something. Anyway, so Yeah, so you upgrade them to the good Switch?

0:21:25 Thomas: That's just now, Nick, I have grabbed the good Switch, and step one, I tell Arlo, hey man, I, of what we said a moment ago, hey buddy, I did something really cool, here's a brand new for you, amazing Switch with a better screen, and what thinking, wow, thank you, Dad. You're such a great dad. You should do a show about being a dad.

0:21:45 Eli: You Don't need to get a vasectomy. Hey, Dad,

0:21:48 Thomas: Wow, you put in work. You downgraded your own Switch in order to give me, your son, a better one. Incredible. I will never lose touch with you as long as I live and I'm not putting you in a home. That's like all the things you hope. Instead, I get crying and anger. He's mad at me because I gave him a new Switch. And I'm like, buddy, what are you talking about? Well, here's the thing, he thinks, but I'm going to have to start my game over. I was like, buddy, come on, man. Like had one of those. Do you guys do this with your kids? I don't know if it's, if it applies to you, but my kids are prone to the freakouts. And at I've lost the patience where I'm like, Hey, I'm your dad. I always think of this stuff and I always do it. Like, have I ever just been like, Oh, your game's done. I've deleted it. I don't care. Anyway, leaving. Bye. Like, do I ever do that? Or do every

0:21:49 Eli: Just for that keep your tubes intact. Oh,

0:21:54 Tom: But

0:22:07 Eli: Yeah. Yeah.

0:22:38 Thomas: Time I figure out a way to have your perfect exact fucking thing that you want because I care about you and want you to have it. And every fucking time, I didn't like yell at him, but I was like, buddy, can't you trust me? Like, don't you stress that I would think of that? Like, I wouldn't want, you put in so much time to your Mario Odyssey game on Switch. Do you think I would let that ever go? Do you thing I would just like delete it?

0:22:53 Eli: Maybe ask me with your mouth before you freak out

0:22:58 Thomas: Before you have a tantrum and cry and yell at me. And

0:23:01 Tom: You considered this, what the fuck do you know, you're just dad so like if you think about in that term like I mean you've gotta you gotta back up from there yeah you

0:23:04 Eli: Yeah.

0:23:10 Thomas: Just the entity that has made all this happen for him from the beginning and explained every video game to him and knows everything, like, I, as far as he's concerned, I'm the god of video games. Like, he'll say like, Dad, are you the best at video games in the world? I'm like, no, but but, but, yeah, sure.

0:23:13 Eli: Close.

0:23:24 Tom: Say No.

0:23:25 Thomas: Oh. Yeah.

0:23:26 Eli: Close.

0:23:26 Thomas: I don't want them getting the unrealistic expectations.

0:23:27 Tom: To that. You say know Oh. I would say yes. Oh,

0:23:27 Eli: Oh.

0:23:29 Thomas: I'm juste like, no, there's a lot of people in the road, but oh.

0:23:32 Eli: That's gonna gonna be you're Great Santini when he finally beats you at, like, Like Smash Bros. Or something, right?

0:23:35 Thomas: I can't wait, it won't take long, it'll it'll be like next year.

0:23:37 Eli: Trying to bounce a 64 controller off his face. You want to be the man? Ah, it's broken. Never mind.

0:23:40 Tom: I A thousand percent would have told the kids like, oh yeah. Yeah. I'm the best in the world with that. A hundred. Yeah. I, when their kids were little, I used to tell them I wrote songs that they like, they'd like hear a song on the radio.

0:23:46 Thomas: Well, I hear you accept. Oh my God.

0:23:51 Eli: What I do. I tell max,

0:23:52 Tom: I'd be like, I wrote that song. Yeah, I'd like, Oh, I, I write that this.

0:23:52 Eli: I invented the Macarena. Whenever the Macarina comes

0:23:55 Thomas: Fuck is wrong with you.

0:23:55 Eli: On, I go, this is the

0:23:56 Thomas: Pathological liars.

0:23:56 Eli: Song that daddy created.

0:23:58 Thomas: Jesus. That

0:23:58 Tom: Yeah there'll be like a part of the song. I'm like, wait, hold on. I wrote this part. And then like a pardal play and they'll be Like, I'll be, like, see, that's pretty good. Right. That's pretty Good.

0:24:05 Eli: Exactly. Thank you.

0:24:06 Tom: That shit's funny.

0:24:07 Eli: Two versus one, Thomas. You take your judgment out of the space.

0:24:07 Thomas: Is wow. Okay. I guess that's insane. I don't know what's happening.

0:24:11 Eli: Yeah,

0:24:10 Tom: They don't believe You like at a certain point, it just becomes what happens. It makes it fun is that at it's some certain point they just catch on and then they just roll their eyes and it's a funny thing.

0:24:19 Eli: Bert the monkey.

0:24:20 Tom: It's just, yeah.

0:24:19 Thomas: Yeah,

0:24:20 Eli: Exactly. Or they don't. And they go into a psycho psychophobic state either way funzo for me shouldn't have spat out your passy so much.

0:24:27 Tom: Yeah.

0:24:22 Thomas: Yeah. So Only Problem is, I did realize I wanted Arlo to watch some speedrun videos anyway, which would have given up the game, but like, I was like, "Buddy, here's how good people are video games like this. Someone who beat all of Mario 3 in like four minutes, like, it's amazing, it's incredible."

And he watched, he watched an entire playthrough of something that that I pulled up, like, unblinking, talk about the touch of the tism, un -fucking -blinking sat there with my phone for, like two hours of one of the games, and watched it forever, he watched Odyssey, Mario Odyssey playthrough, and then he just, like memorized where everything is now, and he's like, he did actually eventually forget a lot of it, but like, that a two and a half hour playthrough, I and he watched the entire thing without moving, it's, yeah, he's He's into video games. And so anyway, we got through that and he appreciated that. And I also, I went on, I took Tom's tip of going on Facebook Marketplace. I think they're coming out with a new Switch soon. So I got like an old shitty one for like a dollar.

0:24:29 Eli: Oh. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Yeah.

0:25:21 Eli: Beginning of January, yeah.

0:25:23 Thomas: Yeah, and so I got a really cheap one so Phoebe could play with us. Because the Stardew Valley, you can't do split screen more than two people. And I was like, well, that's not fair. I don't want to just do one person. So anyway, I got it all hooked up. We all have our Switches. It's the most delightful thing. We have three Switches and we play Stardew Valley together. And I thought it would be a nice walk in the park. It's a calm farming game.

What could go wrong? Hey, here's what could go in multiplayer. You can't pause the fucking march of time and everything in that game is like, okay, did I plant the stuff in time to plant this? I gotta water the crops. Do I feed the animals? My god, Phoebe feed the animal is gonna die. Like, and you can't pause it like when you play one player, just whenever you're in a menu the time stops, you know, like whenever you do anything, the time stuff. And then in this one you can, so there's, I've looked it up, there's no way to pause it, so I've had to realize like, oh well, then we just can't do any.

I've tried to like just calmly play it, which for me, you know, is hard, like I can't just like calmly play something, I have to still try to accomplish anything. Here's why I bring this up: for one, it is my favorite thing, we've had some great times doing farm stuff. It like a three-player Stardew Valley with my two sweet kids. Arlo wants to go fight monsters in the cave, Phoebe wants to plant stuff and do animal, it's the best, it's the best. What a time. I

0:25:24 Eli: Yeah.

0:26:05 Eli: Of course. You

0:26:36 Thomas: Love it so much.

0:26:36 Eli: Just keep putting your character to sleep.

0:26:38 Thomas: Yeah, I just, I leave out my fantasies of sleeping. I wake up, get in bed. No, I, yeah.

0:26:42 Eli: Yeah. Into monster caves with no armor and no weapons, just spread your arms wide.

0:26:51 Thomas: Yeah, did Suicide by Cop in the game? I, no, I try to make the money.

0:26:57 Eli: Jump in front of that bus that keeps pulling up. Yeah. Thomas.

0:26:59 Thomas: The drunk lady drives, yeah, I try to make some money because you need it for them to, like, get stuff and they don't understand it, so it's mirroring real life where they want the stuff and they do not understand that, okay,

0:27:10 Tom: You plug into a game and go to work.

0:27:13 Eli: Did you start too many podcasts In Stardew Valley? Hey, welcome to Stardew Inquiries Only. Today

0:27:14 Thomas: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Anyway, I gotta cut this one short because I gotta water the crops for the kids, um, then one of the days Arlo just decided to ruin the crops. He's like, "Oh, I'm ruining these things," and I had to, that was one of the biggest parenting challenges of my life, to not murder my child in that moment. So I was trying, I'm barely keeping this farm together, like we're barely operating. I get some plants going and he just destroys them.

0:27:39 Eli: Now You Know how Great Depression parents felt this.

0:27:41 Thomas: Yeah. They would have just killed their kids.

0:27:44 Eli: Is why people were selling their kids' kids

0:27:47 Thomas: Who would take them back then?

0:27:49 Eli: That's what all those dusty

0:27:50 Thomas: So here's my question. We're having so much fun, but here's My question. Very frequently, I would say about half the days, something in a game, whether it's Stardew Valley or something else, will make my children, both of them, this happens to both of Them, so frustrated that they go homicidal to a degree that is tough to witness. Like they turn, they turn into like, I need to do an exorcism. It's that bad where they're just just like screaming. They're so mad about it. And my first instinct, my first instinct, sort of like a Tom's curfew episode. It's a little bit like that where we're like, my First Instinct is, oh, okay, well, you can't do this. I'm taking this away. You'll never, I'm killing the switch in

0:27:50 Eli: Photos were. Yeah.

0:28:15 Eli: Right.

0:28:28 Thomas: Front of you. That's my like instinct. I didn't do it, but that's my, like inside the, my parents would just like, oh okay.

0:28:34 Eli: That's The, yeah, the senior Smiths are calling down through the ages, "Burn the switch." Just Obi-Wan Kenobi ghost. "Burn the switch." Thomas lower

0:28:35 Thomas: Yeah. Yep. The Yeah, Yeah. The wisdom of my ancestors

0:28:41 Tom: You have to go on a switch hunt.

0:28:42 Thomas: Is, yeah. Don't you want your kids to just hate you and be miserable?

0:28:45 Eli: The hood of your helmet and light your children's Nintendo on fire. He

0:28:45 Thomas: Yeah. And so And I have taken it away when Arlo's just losing his mind because he's like, it's too hard. And it's like. I'm trying so hard to be like, hey, buddy, well, here's the options. You can try again. You're going to stop playing. You can play something else like I don't. But like having an insane fit about it, I don't know what that's doing. That's just me. All that's doing is now I'm taking the switch away from you and you don't get to play. And obviously this very rational approach works perfectly and he's solved from there on.

0:29:16 Eli: Was like, oh, thank you so much. Father, you Know what I've realized? I need a slightly more even and temper because, after all, we're having a good time, am I right? Hey, Dad, you don't need a vasectomy. He

0:29:17 Thomas: Father, yeah.

0:29:26 Thomas: I will say it did actually work. Okay, once, so Arlo is so addicted to video games.

0:29:30 Eli: Untied your ball tubes with his rage. Yeah.

0:29:32 Thomas: The next day, Everyone needs to listen to the bonus. We talked about that on the bonus, that's right. Hey, patreon.com/dearolddads. Yeah.

0:29:33 Tom: Does

0:29:39 Eli: You don't get it. You don't pay us.

0:29:41 Thomas: So he had a day where he was like our butler and he was amazing and it was the best, like, because he realized, like, oh, I do need to be well behaved to play Switch, um, if he's gonna be a shit, like he's, I'm not, I can't let him play his video games forever if he's gonna be horrible to us in different ways. And then he really, he, it did actually work, but there is still this frustration.

And so my, my question for you gents is, like, my first instinct was, oh, well, this is screen time anyway, it's something I should probably be not letting them do this much, they're playing video games, video games, you know, I think is where the devil gets you or something from the 80s, and this is something I should just take away, they can't manage it. But then I had a thought of, like, wait a minute, that's Ronald Reagan speaking or whatever. I, one video, people make careers out of video games now, and like a lot of people.

It's not just like, oh, back in the day the guy from the movie The Wizard where they had Mario Three preview in it, it's amazing if you haven't seen it, uh, from 1991 or whatever, 89, um, it's not just like the best of the best, it's like people, all kinds of people make money playing video games. This is very clearly something Arlo loves. Like, you can tell this, he loves it, like it's, it's he really loves it, he loves everything about it, he lives, no, it's just a passion of his, and we're having this really fun family time together on the farm that's just hard labor for me. So but my thought is like, well, does

0:30:23 Eli: Correct.

0:30:53 Thomas: It make sense playing

0:30:53 Tom: He get that frustrated I have a quick question. Does he get that frustrating when you're playing together, or is that frustration primarily when he's playing alone? Yeah.

0:31:00 Thomas: Alone? So it'll be when he can't beat something himself. Him, it's that. For Phoebe, it'll the minute we had another like, can't you trust me moment because we were trying to boot into Stardew Valley and they have to do a pretty specific thing to do co-op. So I have to host the co-up. They have to go to the join the co‑op spot and pick the right thing. Phoebe was like, it's not working!

It's not w- like one of the first times she freaked out so badly and I had to take away switch could like right when we were about to play, which fucking sucks for me too, because like hit me and she got mad and she like threw the switch. I was like, oh no, you're not, that's not happening, like so So my thought is, that's always my first thought, take it away, you don't need it, this is a privilege anyway, so you're gonna ruin it. But then my next thought is, like, not only our video games, I think, a good thing in a lot of ways, especially for Arlo, he's gonna be a fucking fucking gamer. I'm not there, there's not only do I like it, I'm not, I, even if I didn't like it, fighting it would be insane. Yeah.

0:31:34 Tom: No. Yeah.

0:31:34 Eli: Yeah, no, that's dead. He's Already harassing women online, this kid's so advanced

0:31:57 Tom: He actually called his first swat in last week Yeah, he's swatting other preschoolers. That's crazy.

0:32:00 Eli: Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

0:31:58 Thomas: It's amazing you should see it. Yeah. Yeah. The way He decided that this female games journalist must have been corrupt because Oh, so quickly

0:32:07 Eli: My God, it's amazing, he's got some really advanced rape apologetics. I mean, I know every parent says, oh my kid's got really advanced rape apologetics, but I mean, he's, he's like pulling up prison statistics that people don't understand super well. It's really God. He's gonna make something

0:32:19 Thomas: Yeah. He's like, up, up, down, down, sir, whatever that thing code is, and also if what was she wearing, like those are the two you.

0:32:21 Eli: Yeah. He's done some raids with some white supremacists on Twitch. It's been really lovely. It's been really lovely to

0:32:26 Thomas: Yeah. And he's good at pretending it's ironic the whole time, you know?

0:32:29 Eli: Oh, my God.

0:32:32 Thomas: Oh, fantastic.

0:32:32 Eli: Yeah. The apologetics are just off the

0:32:33 Thomas: Yeah. What are you talking about, dad? It's just a joke. I'm just, I would never. But

0:32:34 Eli: Yeah. He he's on Kill Tony next week actually, yeah.

0:32:37 Thomas: Yeah. And he somehow voted for Trump. Like he filled out a ballot. I don't know how he did it, but it's all, he says it's ironic. So the vote is ironic.

0:32:42 Eli: Yeah. It's an ironic vote.

0:32:45 Thomas: Yeah, yeah, he's amazing.

0:32:45 Eli: Yeah. Yeah. Right.

0:32:45 Tom: That fixes it. That does that, that fixes

0:32:48 Thomas: But then My other thought is, okay, is is it actually even correct parenting that the only way to solve something where my child is not managing their emotions, they're getting too mad, they're getting too frustrated, is to just take it away from them, or should I be trying to find a way for them to work through it like any other challenge? I feel like probably more of the instinct would be, yeah, you shouldn't just take away. Like, if your kid's getting frustrated at homework, well, this is a bad one for Eli or somebody, but if your kids getting frustrated at homework, would you be like, never do homework again in your life? Here's, I'm taking away you You shouldn't do homework ever.

0:32:48 Tom: Is it right?

0:33:19 Eli: Absolutely.

0:33:19 Thomas: Never do it. Or would you be like, well, yes, this is probably too much homework because that's what we do to kids now. But let's work our way through this. Let's try to find a way to get past these big emotions. And shouldn't I apply that same thing to the Nintendo Switch? So that's my question for you, gents. What do you think?

0:33:34 Eli: Yeah, I completely agree. I think your head is in exactly the right spot, and I think you understand where that line is too, right, which is like when it's resulting in bad behavior we take it away so that we can pause and make better decisions. Not as a punishment, right, but like if you're punching me in the throat because of Stardew Valley, we take the switch away so so that you can stop punching me in the throat and calm down, right? That's how kids learn to regulate their emotions. We basically regulate their emissions for them. And then they're like, and you're like all right, great. Now we can come back to the thing because taking it away doesn't work and that's not how things work, right.

0:34:08 Thomas: Yeah.

0:34:08 Eli: And you do that enough times, especially when you make it a positive reinforcement thing. And we're going through this because Max is once again in a hitting phase, right, you make a positive reinforcements thing. Wow, you did a really good job calming down, buddy, like I'm really proud of you, right That's how they master those skills, and they learn frustration tolerance in a thing that doesn't matter while they're learning and navigating the language of video games, which, spoiler alert, is the language of computers, which spoiler alert is the language of the future.

0:34:08 Tom: What

0:34:20 Thomas: Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.

0:34:37 Thomas: Yep. And also, Arlo's reading the words. He's getting good reading practice from the video game, too.

0:34:40 Eli: Yes, you're getting reading practice. Also, here's the thing, right? I was really interested in this. There is, as far as I can tell, and hey, give your baby a full bottle of Tylenol. I'm not an expert. Go listen to an expert, but from what I could tell from my raw dog and BFA research, there is no study that says interactive video games inhibit learning, do bad stuff to your brain, do bad stuff to your attention span, do anything bad that I can find. The one study I could find is that people who played a lot of Mortal Kombat had lower answers on an empathy quiz in, like, 1992. That's it. That is all I could fine, right? As far as I'm concerned, they're doing an interactive thing. Video games these days, I was, and I'm so glad you brought up Stardew Valley, they fucking rule. They're about farming and friendship and gratitude, and they take on really interesting conversations and questions. There's, but in Stardew Valley there's a fucking alcoholic who you help confront their problem, right? It's not Scorpion rips off a guy's head anymore, right? And so I, I think that video games

0:35:39 Eli: Are it's Not only that, but you can also rip off a guy's head in, in, it's, it's there for everybody. Uh, yeah, I think there's a ton of good stuff, and it sounds like you're, you're walking exactly that right line, and the part of you that says, like, oh, this is too much time, or they should artificially be, you playing stick in a hoop, like, that's all bullshit man, so kids

0:35:34 Tom: Well it's not only that yeah well

0:35:58 Thomas: Yeah. Yeah. Probably get frustrated with stick and hoop anyway. Like, it's not like they'd be like, I can't get this stick of the fuck.

0:36:02 Tom: Then you got to take the stick away because they're hitting somebody with the stick and they've, yeah, what

0:36:04 Thomas: Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

0:36:05 Eli: Yeah Tom how was stick and hoop when you were 35 years old as a kid you

0:36:07 Thomas: Yeah!

0:36:08 Tom: Do you mean, I still like stick and hoop stick and hope is I'm, I invented stick and who, yeah it's pretty good, that's

0:36:10 Eli: Still love stick and hoop sometimes he gets off his little lad bike and he's just sticking hoops for hours, just sticking hoops around that's

0:36:16 Thomas: But his dad was like, ah, stick and hoop is corrupting the youths.

0:36:17 Tom: Stick and hoop while riding yeah I mean, I once I got through the stick and hoop moral panic, you know then I was able to to move, I, I think, like, if you're gonna look at video games as a way to train kids, uh, to deal with their frustrations I think I think that, that's, yeah, well, let's call it duty, but, like, I think that that's probably pretty right-headed. I think, though, that you should, you know, consider having some plan ahead of time for what you want to do, which is what you're asking for. Like, I would talk to the kids and be like, hey, you know, when we're not playing, talk to them about, you know, sometimes when we play these games you, you get real frustrated. So what should we do? Like, ask them the question, what should we do when

0:36:19 Eli: Right, yeah Mm -hmm to join

0:36:23 Thomas: Yeah...

0:36:32 Eli: The army yeah

0:36:33 Thomas: That's a good idea.

0:36:56 Tom: You get frustrated? You know, how can we work together? Consider putting the game itself in timeout. So not the kid in time out, but kids are fucking stupid, right? So you can be like, Hey, if the game is being stupid, let's put the game in time. Out. The game is being too frustrating.

0:37:13 Thomas: Never thought of that.

0:37:14 Tom: The game is being too hard right now. That's how the kids are looking at it.

0:37:17 Thomas: Interesting.

0:37:17 Tom: The kids are anthropomorphizing these games as something that is acting on them rather than something they're acting within oftentimes. So you can say, all right, what about if when the game is being stupid, we put the game in a five minute timeout and then we stand up and go get something to go get a snack. If them an opportunity to feel that feeling and to break away from the game in a way that says, it's not me that's getting frustrated, the game has been frustrated, but but you're giving them the habit. You're setting a habit of them being able to put it down and to walk away from it. You could also, like, if you know something specific is frustrating in the game, you could set a plan ahead of time. I don't know if this is where you're getting at. I don't play games. But, like if this certain level is particularly frustrating, could say, all right, that fucking water level in Mario is really, really frustrating.

So what we're going to do is we're gonna do it together. You and I are going to sit down together and play the frustrating thing together. So you're encountering the frustrating thing as its own frustrating purpose, but you're doing it in a way that's collaborative with you and him or you and her, rather than he just encounters it on his own, gets frustrated, doesn't know what to do,

0:37:45 Thomas: Interesting...

0:38:28 Thomas: Yeah,

0:38:28 Tom: And kind of goes into this panic mode.

0:38:29 Thomas: I mean, that's tough because, again, with, you know, with our lives, if I had the time to do that, we'd probably not be where we are. Like, a lot of the time is like, okay, now I'm trying to play Stardew Valley, so we all three are playing together, but when, when we have to be working and can't physically do stuff with and give them that attention, it's what Arlo likes to do by himself, and so often it's that. But I, I think these are great tips because, um, I've done some of this, but I think the working ahead I need to do, I think Thinking ahead to that and preparing them with an approach is a great idea.

And Arlo, it's also a tough thing for some of this because both my kids do this. They'll be like super tantrum fit, throwing a fit tantrum thing. It's too hard. Okay, do you want me to help you with it? No! I want to do it myself! Okay, but you can't do this though. So, yes, I have to like and they get they lock themselves in this like torment of they have to do it, but they can't stop. They can't get help.

They can't stop being frustrated and they hate it. But also they, they never want to play it again, but also it's their favorite thing and they have to play right the second it's, so they get locked into some of those patterns to

0:39:38 Tom: Right.

0:39:38 Thomas: Where they They don't want me to help. And sometimes if I ever do help, then they're even more mad at me. They're like did the thing for them or whatever. Um Arlo, it's interesting because there's, I think Lydia has done a great job of this because Arlo has this pattern where he gets frustrated with a thing and often it'll be like, okay, he kind of lost switch for the night because he was, he, so it's funny, go and get the switch is now the reward for our kids, uh, anyway, go pick out a switch from the from the three that we have Yeah.

0:40:07 Tom: Right.

0:40:03 Eli: Pick out a switch from out back no No, not the normal one, the OLED one. You know what you did? Now lower your pants.

0:40:17 Thomas: And harass women.

0:40:18 Tom: No.

0:40:19 Thomas: No. So those jokes aside. So, and he'll like sleep on it and then he'll, the next day he'll just like accomplish the thing he was trying to do. And, and like Lydia has done a great job of doing that positive reinforcement of like, Hey, you you know, you got frustrated, but then you came back to it and all that. That and so I, I'm glad to hear that the answer from, from guys, even though moral panics aside, I was worried there'd be some moral panic that Tom would talk me into that, like, actually the switch is stealing their soul away from them. I don't know or

0:40:45 Tom: I We, we, the kids like, like, we're very, like, we give the kids pretty unlimited screen time and they have Switches, they've had Switches and Game Boys and all that stuff, not Nintendo DS, they had DSs Yeah. They had DS and all of that shit, and we don't police the time on that stuff at all So no.

0:40:56 Thomas: Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Interesting.

0:40:57 Eli: Those are Game Boys Yeah, and

0:41:04 Tom: Personally enjoy that stuff, but I don't really think there's anything to, like, get worked up about too much. So I will say, like, sometimes had a lot more frustration problems, um, was never a big gamer, Finn was not a big gamer, but Finn would have frustration problem, and when he was little, you know, one of the things that I remember working on with, with Finn was how to manage those big frustration feelings, and what I would always tell him all the time is, like, look, and we have to do it repetitively and over the course of time, but, like, it really did help, is I would explain to him all the time, everything's easier when we're calm, everything is going to be easier when we're calm.

This game is harder right now because we're not calm, so let's find a way to get calm because it's going to be easier. Everything hurts less when we're calm, everything feels better when we're calm. How do we get calm? Let's go do this thing that we've decided ahead of time that we like to do in order to become calm again, in order for it to get calm again, because the game will be easier, I guarantee, and it will. That's

0:41:39 Thomas: Thing.

0:42:01 Tom: The thing is that, that's true, and because it's true, it works, and so if you work on that with them and you help them understand, like, hey, we're upset and I get it, it's fuck, it's this game is being so stupid right now, let's put the game in time out, get a snack, and get calm, it'll, it'll be easier when we're calm.

0:42:01 Thomas: That's a good, yeah. Ooh, I like that. I

0:42:18 Tom: And then you build that habit of getting calm and then solving problems.

0:42:18 Thomas: Like that. And I could also throw in like, hey, you know how I, the best video game player in the world, beat this level? I was calm.

0:42:29 Tom: Well, it wasn't by freaking the fuck out. You little shit. Throwing my game boy across the room.

0:42:30 Thomas: And, yeah, and did my homework first. I don't know, throw in some other things. I ate my vegetables. That's how I did it.

0:42:39 Eli: My Dad didn't have a vasectomy, that's probably the most important part. Don't you think, Carlo, you

0:42:43 Tom: I will say too, like the kids would get frustrated with the games and I'd, and they'd be like, dad, you know, come help. But I'd be Like, I don't fucking know how to do this. And I would just tell him like, "I don't know, man. I don't know. Don't play games. I don't know how this works. You're better. You're off than I am. Like, I... you're already better at it than I'm

0:42:50 Thomas: Yeah, I'd be like, I'm worse at it. That'd be nice to have that now that I think about it

0:42:59 Tom: Yeah, I did have the advantage of being able to shrug and be like, "Fucking, that's not for me, dude." I have no idea I

0:43:04 Eli: Want me to punch it and punch it. I could probably find the guy who made it and punch him

0:43:07 Tom: Was like, "No, I mean, I'll just not buy it ever again." No, but to so they didn't kind of turn to me for, for, like, help getting through levels or getting past things like that

0:43:18 Thomas: Weaponized incompetence

0:43:14 Eli: Now I'm picturing a Tom blog that's about how to get past Super Mario Odyssey's water level. Boys, there will come a day where you are underwater and that stupid fucking fish is faster than you. You gotta use your hat to knock off his hat and then take over his body.

0:43:27 Thomas: What the fuck

0:43:34 Tom: Jesus Christ oh

0:43:45 Eli: Alright, gentlemen. Before we go, my wife and I met a lesbian couple and we really hit it off. As a guy, I couldn't pass up the opportunity and asked if they'd like to join us for a foursome. Unfortunately, they don't play golf. Am I right? Am I right? Am I wrong? Am I everybody? Thanks for coming down to Dear Old Dads, everyone.

0:44:01 Tom: God oh my God that was

0:44:01 Thomas: I hate this. I hated every yeah, okay, Tony whatever fucking

0:44:10 Tom: For

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0:44:57 Eli: My day. We just had a hurt and we didn't give it a go, right? Break character you're still Uncle Vanya yes I tell max, I invented the Macarena.

0:45:07 Tom: Kids are fucking stupid, right?