Tommy Teepell Gets Publicly Owned, and the Worst Cornell 7 Take Yet
Today on Vapid Response Wednesday: the extremely believable backstory of some guy named Tommy who got publicly owned by Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, and the single worst take on the Cornell 7 case from within the Ivy League. Finally, we take our minds far, far away from Cornell to enjoy a galactically bad 1983 take on the most beloved film series in world history from one of America's crankiest critics. Cases and sources discussed: Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul Al-Syed answers a question posed by Tommy Teeple at a town hall in Caro, Michigan (Oct. 17, 2026) "The Cornell 7 Is Really About Liberalism," The Sundial (Oct 13, 2026) Condemnation of The Sundial's publication of "The Cornell 7 Is Really About Liberalism" from the editorial board of the Columbia Political Review, "Now It's Really About Liberalism," The Sundial, Shoshana Aufzien (10/18/2026) "Star Wars Nightline Discussion," ABC News (1983) Check out the OA Linktree for all the places to go and things to do! To support the show (and lose the ads!), please pledge at patreon.com/law! $2+ patrons also get a new Law'd Awful Movies every month.