DOD165: Uhhhh, Don't Correct Me

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0:00:02 Clip: I'm the cool dad. That's my thing. I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and utter dependence. I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

0:00:22 Clip: Telling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

0:00:28 Tom: Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's making sure you're doing it right, and you're not. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined, as always, by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen.

0:00:38 Eli: This is the pegging episode right this is the pecking episode I didn't I know it's got to be the pegged episode this week

0:00:42 Thomas: Did

0:00:46 Tom: Feel like I'm doing that right. I don't know. Well, I don't know. You have to tell me, Eli.

0:00:50 Thomas: Someone tell him we're doing a pegging episode? Because

0:00:53 Tom: Now we've got to do a pegging episode.

0:00:54 Eli: Honestly until that stops being an evergreen joke that's how I oh god I hate that when you when someone has an intro to the podcast that's too similar and you think you're on an old episode but it's actually a new one so there

0:01:06 Thomas: Oh, yeah, this was the pegging one. This was where we heard all about the

0:01:09 Tom: They're going to talk about it always comes back to pegging.

0:01:11 Thomas: Double dragon and the, yeah.

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0:01:14 Eli: The one that I hate on the npr podcasts because they listen to their intro music because they're in a radio studio right it goes through their headphones is every radio podcast over at npr they'll be like wow what a fantastic tune what an amazing tune that's by the great homa de zana of gosin idaho gave us that beautiful note and I'm like oh my god you've said this the last 900 episodes but guys the only thing more tired than repeated jokes that you're bored of on a podcast like this one meta is the auto ads yes the auto ads ending your podcast enjoyment experience one repeated ad at a time with varying volume levels that we have no control over but you can put an end to those auto ads by killing ira glass no uh by heading over to patreon.com forward slash dnd minus nope not dnd minused your old dads that's the other show you

0:02:07 Tom: That. Okay. Nope. What?

0:02:08 Thomas: Couldn't hurt. It Oh. Cease and desist. Cease. And.

0:02:17 Eli: Opening arguments you know that's a call back to people will get it um of gam hey plug within a plug thomas thomas and lydia were guests over on gam and they did a fucking phenomenal job it was so much fun having them on uh

0:02:24 Thomas: Shit. Sweet. Oh, it was our pleasure. I loved it. It was so much fun. I love going on. Gam. I want to check out God awful movies. I mean, it's. But more importantly, everyone from God awful moves. Check out this show because I feel like God awful.

0:02:37 Eli: It out yeah give it a shot yes exactly check out

0:02:42 Tom: I should flow the other direction a little more yeah

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0:02:42 Eli: This show brazil we're okay yeah uh back to our plug got dear old dads is where you want to go for commercial free versions of of every single episode bonus stories when tom feels like it sometimes bonus stories are so good they become full fucking episodes my friends yes that's what's happening today and you only get the taste over at patreon.com/dearolddads rip rip rip into it yeah gentlemen uh reason I've brought you here today to this podcast is because I have sort of

0:02:48 Thomas: Is the show you're on right now. Yeah. I

0:03:14 Tom: What is this

0:03:16 Thomas: Realize

0:03:25 Eli: Uh my own personal am I the asshole situation uh happened

0:03:25 Thomas: It's the time we recorded. Yes. Standing

0:03:31 Tom: Let's start with yes and then we'll kind of work into you know

0:03:32 Eli: That's fair you know what walked right into that one yeah

0:03:35 Tom: We'll start with the yes you get back into it it's fine yeah did

0:03:38 Eli: That's there so I I had something happen with max the other day and I was was truly not sure whether or not I was right or wrong um you know that's rare for me because I am certain I'm right 99.99%.99% of the time yeah um I did

0:03:50 Thomas: What the fuck did it involve math that's the only thing I can think of

0:03:54 Eli: Ha ha spelling I

0:03:58 Tom: Is the first time hearing that you're even worried about being right or wrong like this is I'm not I reject the premise is

0:04:00 Eli: Know I know I know there's a body count to the story you guys will understand so

0:04:06 Tom: You clone his speak and spell to see what he's speaking and spelling is that that's yeah a little aggressive

0:04:11 Eli: No I just I have my own speak and spell in the room the cow says moo the cow sees moo we should call the cow's parents and make sure they understand that the cow says moo it's so Saturday uh Nana got their flu shots on Friday he was a fucking fucking champ about it he was so fucking good uh but saturday they both feel like shit and anna's like hey I really need a rest day do you mind being on max in the morning and I'm like absolutely so we go to max's favorite spot to hang catch an air did you guys have these out in your various parts of the world trampoline place yes yeah your

0:04:41 Tom: It the is it the uh trampoline place okay oh

0:04:45 Thomas: Yeah oh and then if you are an adult and you think like oh I could jump on that trampoline you do it once your whole back gives out and you're in the hospital the rest of your life yeah

0:04:53 Eli: Spine just crunches down into a slinky size yeah so they

0:04:57 Tom: I'm curious. Are your trampoline places in New Jersey $750 an hour like they are out by me?

0:05:03 Thomas: Was really?

0:05:02 Eli: Are $750 an hour. Yeah, they're insanely expensive.

0:05:06 Tom: They're so expensive out here. Like they're like, it's like the kids want to go like with their friends to the trampoline place. And I'm like, yeah, but I have to get a second mortgage if you're going to be there more than 20 minutes.

0:05:14 Eli: Fine. Let's go to the bank and get you a... Do they take cashier's checks at the Trampolin Place?

0:05:19 Tom: It's fucking insane how expensive those fucking places are but

0:05:22 Eli: They're insanely, they take a lot of cash. They're insane. They're really expensive, and they're based on age. So, every time they ask me, they'll be like, how old is he? I just say four because I know that if I say the right number they'll be like two dollars so there's always a challenge to it but yeah

0:05:29 Thomas: Negative three. Yeah, yeah, he's negative five, can you pay me money, do I, how's that, can I get, yeah whoa, oh my god, that sounds horrible, imagine the vomit you would clean out of those, yeah

0:05:40 Eli: I work here uh

0:05:42 Tom: One more question the ones by you serve alcohol at night do they have like adult hours and they serve booze at night

0:05:47 Eli: That's amazing I'm so I will say ours are slightly more kid -centric yeah I was gonna say I are slightly more kids -centric so they are mostly play place with a little bit of trampoline as as opposed to most catching errors, which are mostly trampoline with like a tiny little bit of playground in the corner.

0:06:04 Tom: Gotcha the only one I've been to I went to as an adult at in the evening with like my CrossFit gym back in the day and we played like trampoline dodgeball and I was shocked to find out that they have an open bar they have well open but they have a they have a bar like go there and have some drinks and then bounce around but

0:06:19 Thomas: Makes sense to try to make money off of the adult crowd late at night, actually, yeah

0:06:23 Tom: Your vomit point is extremely well taken like that was my first thought was like I definitely do not real real I was I was blown away that that was something somebody thought was a good idea just based on a cleanup standpoint but all right yeah

0:06:27 Thomas: I'm already almost vomiting sober on those things,

0:06:38 Eli: Mm hmm. Yeah up catching air by the way has replaced the science museum in our hearts and minds a little bit sad it is especially because the science Museum is free so it's really uh hard on the wallet hard on the heart I'm still pressuring him occasionally I'll be like oh man you know what I would love of today the uh the fucking science museum and he's like catching air and I'm like no all right catching air catching uh so we go and we have just the best fucking time it's also the most independently he has ever played because I don't know if you've ever been at one of these like gymnasium sized indoor playgrounds you can't actually follow your kid in them right

0:06:46 Thomas: That must have been really hard, yeah yeah no yeah that's yeah

0:07:17 Eli: First time we went I was like all right daddy and ours are playing and he climbed a slide that I couldn't slide physically and I just sort of was like all right well don't die please

0:07:23 Tom: My god yes yes

0:07:27 Thomas: And sometimes they'll have like fucking sarlacc pits in there where they like they'll be under a bunch of shit you can't find them because it's like they're actually down underneath something and it's okay a heart attack heart attack I don't because I have arlo who's a wandering kid like he might have left the building I literally we last time we were at one one of those as some kid's birthday party. And I couldn't find him for a sec. Cause you know, I looked away for three tenths of a second. And then I, I literally was looking enough where I was like, do I need to go outside? Like he, he's, he was still in that wandering out of the building phase, you know? And it was like fuck, he could be anywhere. And danny, he popped out of a little, like he was in this fucking pit.

0:08:06 Thomas: And it's like, geez, I don't think they should have those.

0:08:07 Eli: They're just in a ball

0:08:07 Tom: Yeah they can hold their breath for like three hours in those things like it's fine it's like fucking porpoises or some shit I used to take fin to those things that were in the big industrial centers and to I remember trying to follow them through one of of these things and like my fat ass got stuck in it and like I couldn't like get myself because you can't move they're made for like little kids they're not made for a 250 pound man like I was a big guy at the time I'm like trying to maneuver around I'm stuck I'm a beached whaley to get little kids to help me up

0:08:08 Eli: Pit or behind another kid or all children yep yeah

0:08:39 Tom: With pry bars

0:08:40 Eli: You're literally living the peppa pig episode where daddy pig gets stuck in the soft play yeah yeah

0:08:44 Tom: Yes it's impossible you try to push against it and like it just it's just like no that's not I just die here. That's what happens. I die here

0:08:50 Eli: A perfect example of this is one of his favorite areas to run in in his favorite catching air has a log right you know like a log roll that people do on the water yeah but when the kids run across it it doesn't twist because the kids weigh no pounds right an adult runs across it does twist so he runs across the log and I'm like all right here comes daddy in the log was like and I just fucking got decked into some mesh netting yeah and he was like dad you're bad at walking and I was like yeah fucking tell me about it so so he he plays a lot more independently there we've been having a ton of fun there like we stop for lunch and just have you know at the science museum we would sort of be like okay we're saving ipad time so that you'll eat at the Science Museum we'd set up the ipad Time and he would watch his ipad while he ate so so that we sort of wouldn't have trouble. But now, just him and I sit there, like, we literally chat about the things that we just did, which is such an amazing feeling to, like, be having conversations

0:09:14 Thomas: That's a fantastic prank.

0:09:45 Eli: About what's going on. Yeah, it's incredible. But I had an incident happen, and I didn't know what to do. So we're in the little kid area, and we're there, and there's some other parents around, and I'm watching Max pretty close, right? And Max has seasonal allergies, which means he's sneezing, yeah? He has not mastered the Dracula sneeze, right? Aware that the elbow needs to go up to the nose and mouth, but the order and the delay between those things, not so good. So sometimes he'll sneeze, then put his elbow up. Sometimes he'll sneezed, wait to three count and put his elbow up, and at least once he's put his elbows up, then he's sneezed. So we're playing around the thing. There's this other mom there, and he sneezes, forgets to do the Dracula cough, and this lady gets down to his level and very nicely this is important there's an important part of the story very nicely is like hey buddy don't forget gotta do a dracula sneeze and she shows him he puts his arm up and I'm like yeah because I like that thing I do I like when someone else shows kindness and sort of understands that like we're all a village parenting thing like if I see a parent with a kid in a meltdown I always try and hit him with one of these faces you know know what I'm saying it's an audio medium so you don't

0:10:56 Eli: But I I hit him with the like I hit him with like you're doing a great job face you the way you would look at a budweiser horse just as it crossed the finish line if I may describe it metaphorically right I try to give them like a we've all been their face right

0:10:57 Thomas: That was very confusing. Takes a village. You may Love All That, but I know you hate Being Corrected. So I'm sure you have conflicting feelings what's happening here with this mom.

0:11:17 Eli: I hate being corrected and I'll get to the larger point in a second when we get to the moment that happens but also don't get near my fucking kid is also my thing is just like I don't know you and what you've got going on and there's no upside to you teaching my kid right the best case scenario is like that lady fucking yeah exactly become besties so happens we're playing some more it's going well sneezes again she's like hey buddy Dracula cough and I'm like alright seems, seems a lot. Uh, the third time he sneezes, she like gets down at his level and she says, Hey, Hey. Not covering our mouth when we sneeze is very rude. And I'm like, Oh, okay. And when I say I'm like, okay, I mean, I say it out loud.

0:11:33 Thomas: What's the best case scenario here, you made a lifelong friend, yeah two seems like a lot, yeah

0:12:04 Eli: Yeah. I'm like, oh, okay And I sort of go over to her and I'm like, Hey buddy, we're going to go in a second. And before we go, I turned to her And I'm like, hey, just so you know, it's significantly more rude to correct another person's child than it is to not know how to Dracula sneeze when you're four years old. And we left and we played on our own and she left or turned into smoke or something and went away. I don't fucking know. I imagined her. I'm making her up. Who knows? But the point is she was gone. And I really wasn't sure how to feel. And I will tell you, right, why I was least sure how to feel is, like, I do think it's a good direction. It's a thing you need to know. She was incredibly sweet about it. But whenever anyone labels my kid, especially because he is a person with a disability, right? Right. And so like all the disability research, all the disability writing, all that, everything that is from piece people with disabilities. Right. I love flash of light, but like autism, all that stuff is like, Hey, one of the most painful experiences of my life is I was labeled blank as a young person and I have self identified as such. So for me, the part that wasn't over the line, wasn't the correction. Rejection it was telling him he was rude because that's a way of being that I'm not interested in anyone ascribing to my kid now look he's four he is rude he's a rude little motherfucker but I think those thoughts I'm the only one who gets to think those thought and I don't fucking say them you know what I'm saying so so that was the moment I had and I sort of wanted your guys's thoughts on it because I didn't I didn' know how that really squared with my it takes a village mentality and And also, like, I know we've talked about this on other shows, but like, sooner than I am ready for, I am going to be in a community with other parents when my child behaves badly. And I want us all to be showing each other the empathy and that sense of oneness that means you can help my kid and I will help your kid.

0:12:32 Thomas: I think Eli killed her, well what was your communication during this thing, because I, you know, I have an Arlo, and there's some things he doesn't quite get, you now, like he's pretty good, but there's certain things that, you You know, sneezing might be one of them. I can't remember what I'm thinking of, but it's something like that where, you like proactive with it because, you know, because, I'm so uncomfortable about kind of being an imposition on anyone that I'm like, hey, buddy. And I'm like kind of vocally at letting someone know that we're aware of this, even if it's, you know, and I think there's been times where I'm kind of like, hey, yeah, it's something we're working working on, but you know, like in so many words, he's neuro spice, you know?

0:14:44 Eli: Right.

0:14:44 Thomas: It's like, is that something like, the third time feels crazy to me. Like that's what feels the one, the first time. No, no problem on the, on the mom. I don't, I wouldn't really, I get it. That's fine. The second time I was like, okay. But the third Time is really like, okay, that's a lot. That's excessive.

0:14:59 Eli: Third time felt like an overstep. It also felt like uh this kid needs a mom's touch and again maybe that's me projecting but that's something that happens a lot is like because I spend a lot of one -on -one time with max more than I think most dads do and so there's a lot like clueless dads and so I wonder if that wasn't a part of it oh

0:15:19 Tom: I'm wondering if maybe you didn't bring more to this interaction than actually occurred in the interaction yeah right like and I'm not saying that to be to be a shit but I'm curious like how did max react to her yeah

0:15:25 Eli: For sure for sure tom he didn't care at all he was like oh cool yeah like he does you know he's adults tell him what to do all the time adults just walk up to him and they're they're like stand in line and hold this rope

0:15:40 Thomas: But I get you want to advocate for your kid, you know like when he might not have the awareness to do so yeah

0:15:46 Tom: But but I guess like like if your worry is really rooted in I'm worried how max will perceive himself right that's kind of what you had said before like and I do want to draw a distinction because I think it's actually kind of important I think its like that something is rude when we do it is not the same thing as labeling somebody as rude so saying like hey this is rude it is rude to do this is not not the same thing as saying you are rude. If you say to somebody like you are rude, that is labeling somebody. Right. That's that I think is a I think it's kind of a stretch to identify a behavior somebody has performed, which is rude as also being the same things as labeling them as like in totality, a rude person. Right? We're all rude accidentally. You know what I mean? Like sometimes I put my fucking elbows on the table or whatever the rules you're not supposed to do like doesn't mean that when I make those mistakes that I'm now a rude person and that is like a definitional part of who I am it just means like oh in this moment my manners were not on point so I think like I just kind of drawing a distinction there I think that there's and max didn't really react so like in this scenario like max isn't really taking that on on board as definitional to his sense of self so it feels like feels very much like this is a this don't want anyone talking to my fucking kid kind of a thing which I think is its own thing it

0:17:13 Eli: It felt it felt that way too

0:17:15 Thomas: And as a parent that definitely feels like someone's saying you're not doing a good job like that you know but

0:17:22 Tom: Feels Like an indictment of your parenting then so this feels more like

0:17:23 Thomas: That's why I ask like what were you saying because like in that situation I think I already would have been like yeah buddy you gotta do the Dracula scene to where I think it would have felt redundant redundant but it sounds like are you just not saying anything or right

0:17:37 Eli: No I did I did the like yeah yeah you gesture in the first one and then the second one I kind of like ignored it because I was already uncomfortable with it right I didn't like the interaction that was happening and so I did that thing where I'm like hey I'm not gonna maybe Maybe my nodding and sort of like doing the like parent to parent head nod thing made communicated that I want this to happen. So like maybe this is on me. Also, how big. So I don't think I mentioned this. I was also like, how Big of a deal is the Dracula sneeze? Because maybe I had going was maybe this person has an immunocompromised kid that Max is playing with and she's worried about Max getting the other kids sick. Like I had a lot of those thoughts going on. I was in my head. It was also in a very short period of time it all took place in like four minutes too

0:18:24 Thomas: You should have just thrown a oh you're not allowed to do that here you're non -allowed to correct my kid here yeah they don't let you right

0:18:29 Eli: Hey you know how to do that in here yeah you should have yeah

0:18:28 Tom: I think that there's like an interesting like intersection where like for me, this would have been nothing like I will tell you, like I think that like when I because I was like you, Eli, I took my kids out all the time, just me and the kids. I did it lots and lots and Lots, especially with Finn when he was littler. It was just me in Finn, we'd go to those bounce houses, we go to the zoo, we had all these traditions that were just me me and Finn at the very least every Saturday he and I had time so oftentimes Saturday and Sunday and then sometimes during the week depending on my work schedule so I did a lot of like just me and the boy kind of stuff with Finn when he was little um like I do get that but I think like if somebody did this with Finn or with Eamon I would probably not even notice it too much I don't know that it would have like stuck in my craw the same way I guess like I have a feeling of that you know that like it takes a village we were joking about before I feel like you can't have one thing I know I would want right is if I had an arlo who like maybe is going to sneak out of the building and run into the street I would wants someone to intervene and grab

0:19:36 Tom: Him right I can't have the village only how I want it under my control and nobody knows what those expectations are but me that's not a reasonable village for me to ask to raise kids in instead I'm going to to raise a kid in an imperfect village full of imperfect villagers and I'm going to ask that we all do things with kindness and if everybody acts with kindness we'll work out the rest of it in payroll it's kind of how I think about it right so

0:19:37 Thomas: Fair interesting well and also sometimes there's the villager that's like oh fuck that's fuck that person and then you can just kind of tell them off and leave burn

0:20:08 Tom: If it's not they're not acting with kindness it's like all right I'm break both your arms and legs and beat you to to death with him. Right.

0:20:12 Eli: And I love that right and I I have all and I've talked and I 'VE TALKED on this podcast before about having moments where someone's like I am rude and or dangerous and I'm like hey hey not as dangerous as me give me a kiss you think 2016 broke your brain I'll eat you I'll ate every bite num num num so yeah definitely I'm yeah but again the thing was like this was a nice person and what I walked away feeling which is why I want to talk about it on the show is like I walked way being like I feel like I was

0:20:14 Thomas: This villager everyone down with them yeah murder you ever heard of the double double dragon dildo yeah yeah

0:20:51 Eli: Rude there I also can I say something thing and this is me being like a little vulnerable as a kind of big dude whenever I do anything remotely confrontational to a woman I feel shitty right because the calculation that a lot of women have to make to male body people is is this person going to be violent to me right either verbally or physically like if it was another dude he gets to kick my ass now not saying this this woman couldn't have kicked my ass. She absolutely could have. I'm just saying societally, she is probably not as prepared to kick my ass as a guy is. Though again, capability wise, I'm sure she could have so like there was also that, right? It was also like a, I don't ever feel comfortable like again, in a safe situation, telling a woman what's what, right. That kind of correction, given the societal balance of power there, I didn't like the vibes. I didn'T like who I was in that moment. And I didn't feel, I, I wasn't sure if I was protecting Max or if I was protecting my feelings, you know? Yeah.

0:21:14 Thomas: For sure yeah

0:21:57 Tom: And it's and it's tough because like you're in a position where you understand that you have this ongoing responsibility to protect and advocate for your kid all the time and it never ends and you have to do it forever. But at the same time, it's like, all right, but like, am I protecting them against anything that's actually threatening or damaging here? Or am I just reacting because I'm protective? Right. And I think there's like a big, important difference. Like we should protect our kids, but that sometimes comes into contrast with like the sort of dysfunction of being overly protective. If we're overly protective, we're not really protecting them again. So I think that's a big difference. The right kinds of harms and like our kids are going to come into contact with all kinds of people, teachers, administrators, counselors, and all of these people you're going to get good teachers and bad teachers, and we're going to have to figure out when do we step in and advocate? When do we stop? When do you step in and protect? And when are we just being protective?

0:22:54 Eli: Yeah.

0:22:54 Tom: And that like putting up that protective wall separates them from real world experiences, and they're having them anyway because we're not, oh, we're not around them all the time. And all we ever know is what's reported. So it's it's also like kind of false do you know what I mean like it's like it kind of false this idea that we're really able to be protective rather than protect

0:23:18 Eli: It was our, our parents and the kidnapping scare, right? How our parents were so sure we were going to get snatched off the street. Right. Me also, and it sort of feels related, uh, to Max's first IEP meeting, which I think I told this story on air, but like I came into to that meeting with my dukes up right because I had read every horror story I'd read every book and you know article online about how to advocate for your kid and so I sort of came in being like and we are prepared for outside counsel should there be and they were like so we'd love for him to have an aid and I was like you you trick me to lowering my duke's man and I remember because and it's relevant one because I I had that same experience but also because we just did his check reckon today and like I felt that impulse again and had to remind myself like hey these people are on max's side and I think that lady was on max his side and what I worry about what I really do worry about all jokes aside uh so briefly is noah said something to me when I first had a kid uh and I was dealing with my postpartum anxiety um not even even a year old and Noah saw me, you know, fretting over one thing or another. And he said something that I think about quite a bit. He said, you knows, he's okay. All the parts at which you could like really mess him up, you haven't done, right? The thing that could mess up is he could learn that the proper way to react to life is fear. And I was like, fuck, that's real. Because that was a behavior I was exhibiting for my son a tremendous amount of his early life.

0:24:55 Eli: And was defensiveness as opposed to openness right and there there is a there is as much as I joke about it and sort of exaggerate it for the you know quote unquote character on my shows there is a snobby streak in me that is used as a self -defense mechanism I don't know you guys probably haven't noticed it it's so subtle podcast listener I know you've probably never had this thought before but I I I can be a little god it's it's indecipherable so I don't know but yeah I there's a sort of snobby self -protection streak in me that I feel like was a part of that yeah and I really worry one about passing it along to max because it's not a good quality but two I worry about max missing opportunities to engage in the world in a better healthier way right because I think one of the issues that we have is like our parents parents they fucking sucked they sucked so hard right they were like son it's four o 'clock it's time for your beating right and so they were just like I guess I won't do that right and then we were like hey maybe there's no beatings or maybe you pay attention or maybe I know notice that I have neurodivergence or whatever the thing I think we've fixed a lot of the things that our parents did. Maybe my curfew isn't six o 'clock with the door being slammed shut with bars on it, right? Whatever the case might be. But I think this next level of parenting, the thing that we are coming into conflict with, or maybe it's just me, is like a lot of what I run up into as a parent are my flaws as a human being.

0:25:14 Thomas: I got a question.

0:25:16 Tom: What yeah Yeah. Yeah. No, dude, I, I that for sure. I feel that all the time. Like I, I myself constantly being like, I'm not sure I'm a good enough person to be doing this work. That that is, is a worry that I have had since the day I started doing this. This work and rather than get better over time, I'm like, yeah, Yeah, I've got to safeguard myself against me, because like if I just react to the way that my sort of like mind and body and like emotions want to react, sometimes I'll be like, no, that's that's fucking horribly dysfunctional. That's trash. That's that'S years of just like internalized bad shit coming out. It's like that's that's why I write as much as I do about it, because I'm like, all right, if I think about it ahead of time, then I'm less likely to behave in the moment in a way that doesn't match the sort of values I want to hold rather than the values that I emotionally hold or that I that I reactively hold. I feel that way all the time, man. Like, I get that.

0:27:23 Thomas: Guys ever intervene or do this with anyone else's kids? Like, can you think of a time that you've done anything like that?

0:27:30 Eli: Have been like some pushings, right. Right. Like when they're in the toddlery pushy phase, I'll I'll get in the mix, but never like a hey, we don't push thing. I'm usually just like, whoa, bumper. So here's my move because I do it quite a bit because, again, we're at a trampoline park. Whoa, bumper cars. And then I just sort of put myself in between that child and the younger child.

0:27:32 Thomas: You know, I had one once again, sorry to talk about this Disneyland trip, but since all I do is work, it was the one time I, you know, actually interacted with the outside world. And did you know there's an outside world out there this whole I didn't I wasn't sure how much of that was made up.

0:28:05 Tom: They close it down. They close shut down most of the time. Yeah, you got it while it was open.

0:28:07 Eli: I much better than them, so I prefer Not

0:28:09 Tom: It's fine.

0:28:08 Thomas: And there's there's a

0:28:09 Eli: To Think of Them. No

0:28:09 Thomas: Lot of people at Disneyland to the point where I think there's like a lot. A lot of a lot people on Earth. I don't know. I'm still working it out.

0:28:14 Tom: That's not that.

0:28:14 Eli: I think you're I think you're incorrect no did

0:28:15 Tom: That can't be the case.

0:28:16 Thomas: Maybe they all just got together there. It was a lot. No, I couldn't. It was like so much. I couldn'T even count.

0:28:17 Eli: You count them did you count them you got a raw dog count those man it's gonna be less than 20 stealing

0:28:23 Tom: Got to bring a clicker or something

0:28:24 Thomas: Well, one of these, um, meat puppets, one of these one these of people, what do you call people? Yeah. Uh, one of these people was, um. I had a real test.

0:28:32 Eli: My bits on air how dare

0:28:33 Thomas: I mean, I had a real test of not intervening. I'm not like a big intervener. However, I do. Um, the reaction to my triggers that is like a close to be like, nope, you know, just like, I'm not going to physically, you know, but like if a kid does something insanely loud right around me, I can't not react like, ah, or if some or if a kid, you know, does something dangerous or is pushing or like you said, like that, that kind of stuff. I have a hard time not, you know, and I don't think I've ever done anything too crazy. I think I caught a kid once that was like running off or something, and that was, that was a good thing, the parent was really thankful, because you could tell, like, they were running away, or it was a kidnapper, actually, it might have been a kidnapper, one or the other, either

0:28:33 Tom: Statistically

0:28:54 Eli: God yeah

0:29:20 Thomas: Way, they're really grateful I caught,

0:29:20 Eli: You help me change his shoes thanks so much yeah jeff

0:29:21 Tom: It's certainly a kidnapper yeah

0:29:24 Thomas: They're very grateful I got him, but no, but at Disneyland, when we sat down to eat one of the days, there was a kid having a meltdown that was so fucking bad that I, I don't know what the correct thing is probably do nothing. And if so, I somehow did nothing.

0:29:27 Eli: Everything call me sometime

0:29:42 Thomas: Like, I just want to recognize, I want to be recognized for my personal growth. That was somehow, yes, because this kid, my God, look, there are meltdowns where you can see like, oh, that kid, there's just something wrong with them or they're melted down. This was the perfect storm because this kid was old enough to where it was like, you shouldn't be having this much of a meltdown.

0:29:42 Eli: Purple heart yeah

0:30:07 Thomas: And they were clearly in control of it like would stop for a sec and like gauge the reaction and then melt down you know what I mean so it was like it was all the worst possible things if a kid if a baby's screaming if

0:30:19 Tom: It's weird that we were at disney at the same time I didn't know you noticed me doing that but

0:30:22 Eli: Just start

0:30:23 Thomas: We're if the baby's melting down you know whatever if a if a you know if a kids you could tell there's there's really something wrong And they're crying and they're whatever. Yeah, I get it. This was like the kid was mad and it seemed like the the who was with them was doing absolutely nothing. Absolutely nothing. And then it seemed Like from a little bit of the dialogue I was picking up that maybe that wasn't the parent. And actually, the kid kid was mad. Cause like the, the mom went to go get something and the kid, I, so it was just a situation where it was like, I actually kind of feel like this, this woman who was in charge of this absolute nightmare, maybe, maybe could have used help. Actually. I'm not totally sure, you know? Um, like, it was awful and it was so loud. It was ruining everyone's day there. And I didn't do anything, but I wonder like, yeah, what is, what do we want or expect or what should we do? Know, cause it's a part of me was like, if that's a single mom, for example, I I could have advertised my services. Hey, do you need, um, a dude?

0:31:24 Eli: Carnival barking male services here male services yelling loud

0:31:28 Thomas: Hey, I'll get mad around your kid and they'll probably stop being a shit because they're more afraid of men just cause that's how kids are. Yeah.

0:31:30 Eli: Loud boomy voice loud boamy voice so I actually had exactly this experience back when I worked at the magic shop I so I worked with this guy his name was noah and he's the softest spoken mother different guy different noah uh softest

0:31:47 Thomas: I thought this was a great bit.

0:31:49 Eli: Spoken motherfucker you have ever met like almost a whisper and one of those guys who would he was so thoughtful he would pause after you spoke before he spoke but not in the irritating way right he you would speak and he would sort of nod and think and then respond it was fucking cool and we had yeah very Jesus like if you wanted a guy to play Jesus last minute and you were willing to do a wig you know as your man so Noah and I worked together we're at the magic shop and the the kid there's two kids teenage daughter young nerdy child about to ruin his life by having magic as a hobby. Younger child's having a great time. Teenage daughter is having a bad time. And her and mom sort of start to snippet each other back and forth. And then at some point, the teenage girl like gets kind of loud, right? And it gets uncomfortable in the room and then they quiet down in a second. And then she gets kind aloud again. And Noah, this sweet spoken Christ of Nazareth just turns to her and goes, hey, this is a place of business. Can't act like that in here. And I was just like oh and everyone girl everybody because it's literally the the bookcase

0:32:00 Thomas: That's impossible. What is he, Jesus? How did you fucking... Oh,

0:32:57 Eli: Might as well have lent her a gentle fucking correction it was fucking banana it's it is where the influence for you're not allowed to do this in here came from is watching him say that one yeah it's

0:33:09 Thomas: I'd like to

0:33:08 Tom: It's the genesis of you're not allowed to do this in here

0:33:10 Thomas: Shake that man's

0:33:11 Eli: The exactly shake that man's hand with a hole in it yeah you beat me yes

0:33:11 Thomas: Hand. And then you noticed there were two sets of footprints. Yeah. I don't

0:33:18 Tom: Well me turn the question a little bit on its head though like Like I because don't I can't think of a time when I intervened with a kid that I didn't know or parents that I Didn't know but part of that is because I try not to spend time around other people and their kids I don't like them but

0:33:34 Thomas: Think that's turning the question on its head. I think that was just answering the question, Tom.

0:33:36 Tom: No no but I certainly have done it for family kids like like friends like like like if I had a friend that had a kid or family members that had had a kid, like without any hesitation, without even a second thought, I would be like, Hey bud, that's not how we do that here. Or Hey, cover up buddy. You know, like I would do that in a second. Nope. I wouldn't even think about not doing that. And I would not only would I want that, I would kind of expect that from somebody that I was close to. Like I would, if I was in a space and my kid was like behaving in a way that like we all know should garner some kind of help, I would expect and want my people that love me to help and to and to not just be like, well, looks like your kids, your kid, you know, fucking sucks to suck. Right. Like, so

0:33:40 Thomas: That's a yeah well

0:34:22 Eli: Truly.

0:34:22 Tom: I wonder, I wonder what do you think of that? Like, what about family or family intervenes or friends that have kids intervene?

0:34:28 Eli: Oh, see, family, I'm all about it. Family, I am like, yeah get in there, tackle him, tackle him to the ground, tell him to stop resisting, like whatever you want to do. I feel very

0:34:34 Tom: So it's not the thing that was said. So that so I think that that's that's why I think think that's an important question because it's not the thing that was said it's who gets to say it okay would

0:34:46 Thomas: That's interesting because for me it was the amount of times like the first one I would have had pretty much no problem with whatsoever but three times like it just if you know kids like if you have to tell a kid something three times in a short time they're not getting it there's no you know like there's No Point to that that means they are at the very least there's NO Point in calling them rude like it's not it's NOT something that that kid can consciously change easily. Otherwise they would have done it. So it's like that. The repetition is what gets me, I guess, in that situation.

0:35:18 Tom: You have had the same reaction to it then you would you think you would have the same reaction too if that was family or a friend then

0:35:23 Thomas: I would have been more annoyed, I think. Cause family, I would, yeah. Family, I'd have been like, Hey, it's your third time in a minute. Like you, he's not getting it. Like we're working on it. There's no, what are you piling on for? It's not going to help. Know, like if, if you're going to intervene fine, but make sure you're fucking polite every time. Make sure you, make sure you're gentle parenting every time you know what I mean oh

0:35:42 Eli: See, it is weird because I have the opposite impulse. I would be much more forgiving of a family mistake. And again, I don't know that this was a mistake, but if it was a mistake I would much more forgiven because I would be like this person's on my team they love my kid right like we all

0:35:56 Thomas: You think of your family positively that was the thing

0:35:58 Eli: I was gonna say that might be the uh the difference maker there oh

0:36:01 Thomas: Gotcha

0:36:02 Tom: I think that what's so interesting about this though because it because I think what what that question kind of reveals to some degree is that it's less about what's being said and it's very much about who has a right to say it for you eli right so I think if the same things were said and maybe this isn't true but let's say let's Say you and I were hanging out and max was there and I said the same things I'm I'm not sure you'd appreciate that but I'm Not sure you to react to it the same way as a stranger

0:36:29 Eli: I think I would appreciate it I think because because we again in my dads group like the dads have stepped in with max I've seen those and I've stepped in With their kids right we feel there is very much that comfort in my Dad friend group and when I felt it it's felt like an extraordinarily positive moment for me right because I'm like oh wow like you want to be part of the net right I think my worry is I was like I don't know that this lady wants to be a part of it

0:36:54 Tom: Well and I tend to agree I think like there's a there's like but what I think is it is there's a level of trust that you have to build in order for somebody to interact with your kid in a corrective way and even if they've done a good job I think like what I'm kind of understanding here is like I'm not sure I would appreciate them doing even a good Job as a stranger because I don't trust that they're going to do a good Jab next time I don't know where their heart is on this I don't know this person so like it's

0:36:54 Thomas: Sandra bullock film yeah well that's what I was kind of asking like what would it take for you to intervene in some other kids situation you know like what what would het actually take yeah

0:37:29 Tom: Well I certainly like I think we all agree we'd intervene if there was like a health or safety risk right all of us right now would run out and grab a kid and make sure they didn't run into the street right so so then there's some scale back from there where we would stop and be like because they you know I will say like I'm thinking of like when I used to go to those bounce houses with fin and there were kids that were like too rambunctious too rough too kind of you know just jazzed up at the experience and I thought they were acting badly I would just be like and sometimes I would tell finn like those kids suck we're gonna go to a different slide you know I didn't intervene with the other kids I would just intervene with my kid and I would just be like yep and I'd be like I know I said it like no those kids suck we're out of here you know

0:37:59 Thomas: That's a very that's very me thing. Yeah, loudly. Yeah.

0:38:09 Eli: No I'll passively aggressively be like some kids don't want to play with us max hard eye contact yeah no for sure in fact for my parenting story this week. We've got to get wrapping up, but for my parenting story this week, I can tell you about a health and safety time I intervened and it didn't go so well.

0:38:27 Thomas: Oh, very interesting.

0:38:36 Eli: Gentlemen, what plants like Halloween the most? Bamboo!

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0:39:32 Eli: The Budweiser horse didn't cross the finishline is that yes

0:39:35 Thomas: No, I mean, you might... No, I was going to the next thing. You may love the

0:39:36 Tom: Budweiser horse from Brooklyn? Is it the brooklyn budweiser horse

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