WTW66: Dissecting Trump's Madison Square Garden Rally

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0:00:03 Clip: What's so scary about the woke mob, how often you just don't see them coming.

0:00:11 Clip: Anywhere you see diversity, equity, and inclusion, you see Marxism, and you see woke principles being pushed.

0:00:19 Clip: Wokeness is a virus more dangerous than any pandemic hands down. The woke monster is here, and it's coming for everything, everything, everything, and everything. Instead of go -go boots, the seductress green M&M will now wear sneakers.

0:00:41 Thomas: Hello and welcome to Where There's Woke, election, doom and gloom, shitting ourselves editions here. Know that was just me, actually. It wasn't related to the election, but I mean, it was. It didn't, the election didn't help, you just had an accident. Anyway, I'm Thomas. Over there is my beautiful wife, who is not part of this gross joke, Lydia Smith.

0:01:03 Lydia: I am absolutely not part of that gross joke. Yeah. Hi. It's still gross.

0:01:08 Thomas: I should have said bedwetting. It's slightly cleaner of a joke. Okay. There are dozens of us. Okay? Oh, boy. So, the other day, some Nazis in New York in 1939.

0:01:23 Lydia: October 27th.

0:01:24 Thomas: Oh, okay. Sorry. The 2024 ones. Yeah, Yeah, that's right. We're doing those first.

0:01:27 Lydia: The 2024 one is what we're going to be talking about today. So, I sold out event. Right. October 27th, 2024. 20,000 people were in Madison Square Garden to attend this, you know, kind of final huge Trump rally.

0:01:43 Thomas: Done He's with us? Good. He

0:01:44 Lydia: But it was like the final big one, I guess. Yes. Like it's like the closing speech. Like then Kamala's is at the ellipse, you know, in Washington, D.C. That was kind of the no, no Nazis.

0:01:53 Thomas: She have Nazis or was it oh so that's not like a thing you have to do for your last okay I was I was

0:01:59 Lydia: True. It'S true. You don't have to. There is no requirement.

0:02:01 Thomas: That you know we have weird customs in this country I thought it was like okay everyone each side joins does a nazi rally okay no it's

0:02:07 Lydia: To Donald Trump's rally. So, you know, you had tens of thousands of people attending the event there, as well as like lined up outside, wanting to get in, not able to attend. You're going to hear like a variety of different numbers from everybody about how many people it actually was. I think some of the speakers say it was like, you 200,000 people wanted to come in and only 20,000 could. Anyway, it was a full house. I in some ways too it's even more um are more uh and I think that if you are participating wholly in trump land nowadays you are all in and rhetoric

0:02:38 Thomas: Would you say they're garbage because I would garbage no they probably don't well they might float we can we can see yeah

0:02:52 Lydia: But after this break, we're going to dive right in into the stuff that everybody's heard about. But then we're gonna get into some things that, you know, have been sort of skipped over in other areas of the media that I'm excited to share with you all. And so you don't have to watch six hours of a Trump rally.

0:03:06 Thomas: Was never a possibility so I don't know why I even said that no one would ever watch six hours of no no one in their right mind now which one of us had an accident it patreon .com all right

0:03:11 Lydia: Just me. All right. So it started off and we're not going to talk about the prayer that kicks us off. But I do want to note that the person who is leading the opening for this all is Tiffany Justice, who was the co -founder for Moms for Liberty. She has come out in the media saying she would gladly accept any sort of position with the administration if it was offered to her. Are some people that are thinking she might be on the short list for secretary of education, which is very concerning. That I don't think we want anywhere near making decisions about the education system, the public education system in the United States is skipping over her prayer, because who cares? We're going to talk about Tony Hinchcliffe first. Kicked off the entire rally. Set the tone. Tony Hinchcliffe is a roast comedian. Like Jeff Ross, his mentor. He's a big roast comedian and he's like written a lot lot of roasts for celebrities. I guess he was behind Martha Stewart's monologues for Justin Bieber, the roast for him and somebody else.

0:04:14 Thomas: Boy is I fucking hate hate roast so much

0:04:25 Lydia: And and he was like he was really popular after the roast for Tom Brady that was on Netflix. A lot of people said that he you know, he was super funny for that, etc, etc.

0:04:25 Thomas: I hate roast he's the next piece of shit no sorry

0:04:37 Lydia: Pretty much. He's the host of the Kill Tony podcast, which I don't know what it is exactly except that it's comedians come on I think they take turns like trying to trade insults at each other yeah we're set quote unquote was full of a lot of stuff so um I'm just gonna be shouting out time stamps at you and we're going to be going through some of these things some of the stuff you've heard um yeah some of this stuff stuff you've heard and um of it are some like little hidden gems that I'm including too so we're gonna start at 14 22 I'm

0:04:59 Thomas: Don't have to shout him right here suing you for saying that like

0:05:11 Lydia: Skipping over the national anthem you're welcome

0:05:13 Clip: Serious stuff happening, people, I, I live in the great state of Texas now, 18 years in Ohio, 20 years in California, and I got to see California turn to absolute, a horrendous, horrendous thing, and traveling the world, I got the see San Francisco turn into one of the most demented cities, one of of the greatest downfalls I've ever seen. And that is where the other candidate worked for two decades. And it's absolutely wild to see. And in Texas, stuff is really, really crazy. We're right there by a wide open border. Where are my proud Latinos at tonight?

0:05:52 Clip: You guys see what I mean? It's wide open. There's so many of them. It's absolutely incredible.

0:06:01 Clip: Believe it or not, people, I welcome migrants to the United States of America with open open arms. And by open arms I mean like this.

0:06:09 Lydia: He's like waving his arms to stay away yeah yeah

0:06:14 Thomas: That's so it's not not funny. A good joke. I will give a fucking racist asshole their due if they come up with a good... I promise. I

0:06:24 Clip: It's wild. And these Latinos, they love making babies too, just know that. They do. They DO. There's no pulling out. They don't do that, they come inside, just like they did to our country.

0:06:43 Clip: Republicans are the party with a good sense of humor. Free speech is under attack, people. I host a show, and each Each week I get updates, what words we're allowed to use and not use anymore. It's happening right now, the past few years.

0:06:57 Thomas: The fuck are you talking about, you fucking clown I'm sure you do dude I'm sure your show I'm very careful your cares about your stupid show you say whatever the fuck you want free speech is not an attack asshole you're speaking at a rally for possibly the next president of the United States when will you stop being a victim when can you admit you are not silenced like at what What moment? Literally speaking to a cheering crowd of 20 ,000 fascists who are about to be a part of possibly the next fascist dictatorship in you not the victim anymore?

0:07:31 Lydia: Let's go to 1616 this

0:07:33 Thomas: Can I put it on higher speed or do I have to watch it at this normal life speed? All right yeah

0:07:37 Lydia: The sake of our audience all

0:07:40 Clip: Absolutely wild times. It really, really is. And, you know, there's a lot going on. Like, I don't know if you guys know this, but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. Yeah. I think it's called Puerto Rico.

0:07:58 Clip: Okay. All right. Okay. We're getting there. And again, normally I don't follow the national anthem, everybody.

0:08:05 Lydia: Do want to note um some people have come out and shared with the media that he workshopped that the night before at a comedy club and nobody laughed there. And then he said, well, I'm sharing it with Republicans. I hope it goes better tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, and it didn't. So surprisingly, even like a lot of people in that audience were like, uh, like

0:08:28 Thomas: It's interesting because the way microphones work you can't hear as much of the audience as I think he's hearing um but he definitely reacted like it was there might have been some reaction yeah it'd be interesting if we had more of the audience but also didn't entirely bomb yeah and I've also seen conflicting reports on like he ran everything by the campaign

0:08:35 Lydia: It bombed. Yeah yeah. I did see that as well that he did because there were um things that uh incorporated the c word and they said no you can't do that

0:08:57 Thomas: That he was gonna try to call kamala the c word and they're like Like, well, no, implying that everything else made the cut, which, then they tried to say like, well this, it was ad -libbed. Some of this was ad libbed. So that's why.

0:09:09 Lydia: That was a joke he workshopped the night before I sincerely doubt that was ad -libbed yeah

0:09:14 Thomas: I mean, you could, I suppose one could still argue it wasn't in his written whatever, but yeah, like I doubt it. I think, I think they saw that that was having actual damaging effect politically. I hope. And we're trying to get around it. And then what happened, you know what happened after that? That said something entirely reasonable that like oh the only people as garbage as the people supporting that kind of thing which is yeah 100 accurate accurate thing and then literally all the news is headlines about like wow biden's comment is really putting kamala in a tough spot every fucking thing I know my algorithm is a little ruined but like literally that's the news

0:09:52 Lydia: Too and trump riding in a garbage truck that's been my news all day today day. Yeah.

0:09:57 Thomas: And somebody KNOW somebody had a good line which was like it sure is weird how much we're judging kamala for what biden said and not judging trump for what trump said like nobody fucking cares we're still doing this we're STILL doing this wow biden set a thing wow wow basket of deplorables yep man they are though they are fucking trash like the thing it's accurate I I'll own it see

0:10:22 Lydia: Kind of a little bit of an example of it of something that didn't bomb as much if you go to 1701.

0:10:28 Clip: Many great athletes. I don' t know about you guys, but I think that Travis Kelsey might be the next OJ Simpson. Feels good in here. The other side's got a lot of crazy endorsements. Swift, Eminem, Leo DiCaprio, Beyonce. Every day the Democratic Party looks more and more like a P. Diddy party.

0:10:36 Thomas: Yeah I saw that one what what what what, what

0:10:59 Clip: Oh, okay. Okay, that's what you guys want. All right. Heck yeah. This cool black guy with a thing on his head. What the hell is that? A lampshade? Look at this guy. Oh my goodness.

0:11:18 Clip: I'm just kidding. That's one of my buddies. He had a Halloween party last night. We had fun. We carved watermelons together. It was awesome. You guys, this is a groany little morning crowd, huh? It's tough to follow this audition for the next Commissioner Gordon's over here. It's

0:11:35 Lydia: Let's recap really fast what What happened there? Kelsey is the next O .J. Simpson, implying that he's going to murder Taylor Swift.

0:11:43 Thomas: That joke doesn't, it's doesn't. It's not a joke. Doesn't work, man. Bit we just missed, I guess, was the left has great athletes, I think. Right. Oh, like Travis Kelsey, he might be the next OJ Simpson Thompson, that no level on which that works. Like they both play football, I guess, but one's a tight end. One's a running back. It doesn't make sense. Guess. But like, that doesn't, that also doesn't makes sense. The only thing you're saying is I hope that this person gets murdered. That's all you're seeing, which you can say that if you want, but it's not a joke.

0:12:09 Lydia: Partners. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No.

0:12:23 Thomas: You don't get to pretend. That's, that's the reason I'm making a big deal about this. It's not, it's Not that like, I'm just here to judge the comedy. It'S that I, maybe I should have made that clear. This kind of amoral piece of shit at best, he's amoral at best. He's amorable at a little more likely. He's just a right wing piece of s**t, but and I'm sure you have his quotes of like, Hey, it'S jokes, jokes, man, humor. Humor. People don't take a joke anymore. Stop with the getting offended. They aren't jokes. If you get up there and just say, I hope that Taylor Swift's male partner murders her, there's not a punchline. And so therefore, when people say, well, I have a problem with that, you fucking asshole, you don't get to say, oh, you can't take joke. It wasn't a joke. There's nothing about that. That's even the structure of a joke, right?

0:13:17 Lydia: Then I thought it was rich, you that the Democratic Party's looking like a P. Diddy party. So rich.

0:13:22 Thomas: Amazing.

0:13:23 Lydia: So rich coming from the folks that are in that crowd. Incredible.

0:13:23 Thomas: Amazing Yeah Describes a bunch of people who like weren't Involved with that you know like Aren't to my knowledge like actually And then you know is Using that as a tool to say The left is more a part of that when Like fucking is owns Epstein's jet Like come on

0:13:42 Lydia: Yeah. And especially like this week with multiple women, additional women, new women coming out and saying how Trump assaulted them, groped them and involvement of Jeffrey Epstein during those incidents. There's I think there were literally three different women just this week that came out.

0:14:02 Thomas: AOC put it better If you want to look at AOC's clips but the floating You know island garbage is just Just it it's racist and horrible. And a lot of the reason Puerto Rico is in a bad way is just because of us and our government not granting its statehood and not helping it in the way that we should. So the fact that Puerto Rico has taken some damage and perhaps not recovered well enough is our fault. That's not funny. It's our fault and once again, there is no inspired joke there. Wow a floating thing of garbage are you talking about the great pacific garbage patch like what is that reference that's yeah that is a thing that exists that is out of any current relevance is it like he's not even doing jokes right fucking stupid oh

0:14:35 Lydia: I think so. Then the watermelon comment. I did see that in some places. Horrible, horrible, Puerto Rico comment did lead to Bad Bunny endorsing Kamala Harris and that Puerto Ricans are able to vote, which is also really disappointing and awful for president.

0:14:51 Thomas: So terrible wait what they don't they vote it's in some way I forgot okay

0:15:07 Lydia: Think they vote for their governor and local, but I don't think they're allowed to vote for any of the national.

0:15:13 Thomas: Right. Yeah, for some reason, I thought they don't get like a couple electoral votes or something. I thought there was something like that. Who am I thinking of?

0:15:19 Lydia: D.C.

0:15:19 Thomas: Is that D .C.?

0:15:21 Lydia: Hmm.

0:15:21 Thomas: OK. I mean, it's horrible. So they're they're treated like crap by our government. Aren't given the funding they need. Can't be independent and don'T get get any voice in that government, really meaningfully. And then they get to take jokes from fuckheads like this yeah what a fucking shit stain this guy this is the most worthless trash human I'm sorry like in some ways this guy is worse than anyone because he's over here pretending like it's just about humor making things that are not jokes referencing a racial trope is not a joke the only punchline is racism the only only and I mean this not as a prude I mean this as literally someone who tries to tell jokes would hope that in the year 2024 people would realize this by now there is such a thing as people making racist jokes and laughing at them and so in a sense you could say like wow you made a joke and you made some laugh but the reason for the laughter is racism it's not humor it's oh I know a recognition watermelons that's a racist trope about out black people. Ha ha ha. That's not a joke. That's just racism. There's nothing, there's nothing beyond, there's something smart behind that. You know, racist tropes and you inserted it awkwardly into something that wasn't wasn't even really natural. It doesn't belong.

0:15:32 Lydia: And then they have paper towels thrown at them. Yeah, so ridiculous. Yeah, he goes on 1820 to talk about Israel -Palestine. Not going to mess this one up.

0:16:42 Thomas: Goes on 1820.

0:16:44 Lydia: On to 1820. Sorry, timestamp.

0:16:46 Thomas: I thought that was like one of their podcasts. Like back when things were good in 1820, I wouldn't be surprised that would fit.

0:16:53 Lydia: Trump specifically says 1890 because he doesn't want to be tied to like slavery and like the Civil War. Everything that he talks about is 1890. Yeah.

0:17:00 Thomas: They go go back to 1890 yeah yeah god that's

0:17:03 Clip: Happening right now. It is incredible. Ukraine versus Russia. It's like bad soccer games. Who even cares? What are we doing? Why is our money involved in these wars?

0:17:17 Thomas: Okay you want it you want to defund israel fucking hey buddy is

0:17:18 Lydia: Stop funding Israel. Yeah, oh

0:17:20 Clip: When it comes to Israel and Palestine, we're all thinking the same thing. Settle your stuff already. Best out of three rock paper scissors the palestinians are gonna throw rock every time feel some of the jews have a hard time throwing that paper you know what I'm saying all right we're having fun now we're cooking but

0:17:47 Lydia: My God. So bad.

0:17:50 Thomas: It's so bad it's so bad

0:17:52 Lydia: And, you know, I, man, I watched Glenn Beck for a second after this because I was like, well, I wanted to know kind of what the right wing was saying about this stuff after the fact. And, You know, like a lot of right wing politicians came out after the act disavowing a lot Of what Tony Hinchcliffe was saying and saying, like, you Know, this is not what our party stands for, blah, blah blah blah.

0:18:13 Lydia: Yeah, exactly. But Glenn, Beck was saying, well You know like he's a roast comedian. What did you expect? You you brought him on and he's a roaster that's what he does however however why wasn't he roasting the people that were at the rally isn't that part of like the roast comedian isn't going to be roasting random marginalized groups of people usually they are brought on to or even like insult comedy right like you're brought on go after you know members of the audience or the the town that you're in or the event itself or the host.

0:18:13 Thomas: It is but yeah okay it is those things yeah he's a rose jokes yeah or someone Someone that's allegedly volunteering for the, to be the target.

0:18:51 Lydia: For entertainment value, right? Not Palestinians that are being killed at astronomical rates that have lost their homes. Like what what is happening here? This is not roast comedy. This this is evil.

0:19:04 Thomas: Yeah. You know who needs to be taken down a peg? The people who are being genocided. They're just too uppity right now.

0:19:10 Lydia: Yeah, you know, we're going to put Tony Hinchcliffe in his place a little bit. Go to 2330. This is the last one with him.

0:19:17 Thomas: The worst delivery too.

0:19:19 Lydia: I know it's so boring.

0:19:19 Thomas: It's not, there's nothing about this. The only thing this guy is, is a right wing piece of trash. There's no skill. There's a talent. This is the low effort.

0:19:28 Clip: Censorship is amongst us people it's a very very very big deal and uh I'm just here to say that uh you guys are for the right candidate tell your friends Let's close it out And let's make speech free again Make America healthy again Let's beat the team from California The team from New York should beat the Team from California Not only in this election But in the World Series of Baseball America's sport I love you New York God bless New York, God bless America Let's make it great again I love it, thank you, welcome They

0:20:11 Lydia: Had to include that because of what happened tonight. So, yeah,

0:20:12 Thomas: Well, very few people can, I'm sure, take pride in the Dodgers win. Maybe it'll be more because of this asshole. Thank you for that. But this guy fucking sucks. What a right wing piece of trash. I'm so tired of these cowards. Clearly, you're just a right -wing piece of shit. Like, the okay, I didn't know anything about this guy. Based on his response I thought he was gonna go the more oh ha ha route like yeah I'm right wing but oh ha but he's just a trumper like he's a mega person so what why do the part where you're complaining about people complaining about your jokes just be like no I believe all that though you know like they still don't have the guts to do it when honestly I guess it'll be scarier when they do but like that we're not far from that but but I don't understand why he doesn't have the guts to just do that that you're saying the things you believe you're not making jokes you're telling the things that you believe that's just what it is fucking own it loser

0:21:10 Lydia: Well, Yeah, I mean, yeah, maybe he's concerned about not being able to do comedy central roasts anymore or something. But yeah, not going to spend a lot of time on this next person. But I do just want to include a clip because he is a dub to dub recurring character.

0:21:16 Thomas: Good luck oh we're already to this guy awesome

0:21:25 Lydia: Yeah. So go ahead to twenty nine fifteen and

0:21:28 Thomas: Yes can anyone all right trivia time

0:21:31 Lydia: Me know if you recognize his voice, folks.

0:21:32 Thomas: Can you guys recognize WTW royalty no

0:21:38 Clip: Didn't like me because I like God, girls, and guns. The alt -world didn't like me because I refused to succumb to the America -hating isms of their agenda. And they said I'd never make it in their world.

0:21:42 Thomas: Your art sucks sucks

0:21:56 Clip: Fast forward 35 years, I'm standing on the greatest stage in the world. In the greatest city in the wild, and their greatest country in the world and I'm opening up for their greatest fucking president in the whole world.

0:21:55 Thomas: God

0:22:18 Lydia: Right. We can stop there. No, Scott Lobato. So our, you crazy activist artist from Staten Island, New York, who threw pizza at Eric Adams City Hall.

0:22:27 Thomas: Couldn't tell okay well he's right about

0:22:31 Lydia: Yeah. Yeah, that was fine. I do want to give credit to Eric Adams when he was like, pretending you he was vegan or whatever. And he was, like, it could have been at least vegan pizza. So, you Know, that's pretty good. But he was there because he was going to do a live painting.

0:22:44 Thomas: That god so people were literally gonna watch paint dry great that's a great showmanship

0:22:48 Lydia: So it was America the Beautiful was playing and he was painting a a flag and then he reveals he pulls like mixed media kind of thing so he pulls off this piece of paper and it reveals trump hugging the empire state building surrounded by the flag

0:22:58 Thomas: Chromalume from, oh, okay, that that's cool. I want to see it. Hold on. Oh he's doing it. Yeah. Oh my, this is the corniest shit. He's doing a painting. The people you can tell are on the other side of the stage are like, why?

0:23:10 Clip: May God shed his grace on crown my

0:23:18 Thomas: We can't see it. Like,

0:23:19 Clip: Word with brotherhood.

0:23:20 Lydia: The ones that get the easel side

0:23:24 Thomas: It's just, Oh my God. It's he's doing finger painting. Where did the Trump part come from? Oh, he just peeled it down. Okay. So, wow. Brilliant. He fucks it up. He can't pull.

0:23:49 Lydia: Yep yep he has to get more leverage yep

0:23:52 Thomas: So he peeled off part of the canvas I see what you're saying so he smeared his fucking bullshit paint in roughly red white and blue there's no artistry there I could easily do that uh it doesn't look like a flag but it's reminiscent of a flag cool and then he peels some of it down to reveal something that he didn't do which was a picture of trump hugging clogging the empire state building which he didn't paint um he just put that on his thing already that doesn't really count man you didn't really okay awesome yeah mixed

0:23:56 Lydia: Reminiscent yeah yep media mixed media but yeah

0:24:27 Thomas: Media stuff someone else already did and my stuff that's the mix

0:24:30 Lydia: Yeah. We are going to spend some time, though, on this next speaker, Sid Rosenberg. Do you recognize that name? OK. He is was a radio host. He was on The Imus Show with Don Imus. And some of the really, you brilliant commentary he brought to the table was said he Venus Williams was an animal and she and Serena Williams would be better suited for National Geographic magazine than for Playboy.

0:24:37 Thomas: Oh god wow

0:24:57 Lydia: He said that faggots play tennis and that the United States women's national soccer team were a bunch of juiced up dykes.

0:24:51 Thomas: Oh my god wow

0:25:05 Lydia: Yeah. Do you want to hear what he has to say here?

0:25:04 Thomas: Cool man man.

0:25:08 Lydia: Here

0:25:08 Thomas: Yeah, it's so funny. It's like, oh, I don't know this speaker at the rally. Oh, well, here's the list of the most horrible, fucked up, racist, sexist, homophobic stuff that he said and somehow still makes a living. I don' t.

0:25:19 Lydia: He was let go from the ima show surprisingly but yeah yeah but he's doing fine he still has other jobs and yep

0:25:25 Thomas: Right, but he's doing fine. They still do fine. Their complaint is that they want people to like what they're saying. This is, I know we say it so often. And oh free speech well it's also free speech to not fucking listen to you it's free speech to uh you own a radio station to kick you the fuck off of it what you want is just everyone to love you and what you're saying that's what you won't and hey we all want that we all want everyone to love us and what we're saying stop pretending it's some principle free speech fucking thing god anyway let's see what does he have to say oh

0:25:55 Clip: Got back from Israel about two weeks ago. They love Trump in Israel just so you know they love him.

0:26:01 Thomas: The genocide people that are killing people yay oh this

0:26:07 Clip: They love him and Bibi, they love them both.

0:26:07 Thomas: Is a good message yeah

0:26:11 Clip: I'm in Israel and had the opportunity to break the Yom Kippur fast with Bibi Netanyahu. What an amazing night that was. Cried with Israelis in the streets. They listen to me from Jerusalem. They really do. It's like all of you listen to all of me. I get back and they go, Sid, you want to speak at this MSG thing? I go, sure. Out of character for me to speak in a Nazi rally. I was just in Israel, but I took the gig.

0:26:31 Lydia: Don't know he's

0:26:44 Thomas: Unbelievable

0:26:44 Lydia: Trying so

0:26:45 Clip: She is some sick bastard, that Hillary Clinton, huh? What a sick son of a bitch. The whole fucking party, a bunch of degenerates, low lives, jewel haters and low lives.

0:26:45 Lydia: Hard exactly

0:26:45 Thomas: What what she's not the one jew haters and low lives

0:26:58 Clip: Every one of them. Every one of em. Look at my city. Look my city! Yes, this building is beautiful, you're all beautiful, look at you. But you can't walk outside past about 10 o 'clock at night here, if you're a pretty woman like my beautiful of a white Danielle out there somewhere, you punch across the face just for walking down the street. Who did that? Bill de Blasio, Eric Adams, shitty Democrat mayors.

0:26:52 Lydia: Exactly yeah

0:26:58 Thomas: What whoa yeah

0:27:26 Clip: Andrew Cuomo, Kathy Hochul, shitty Democratic governor. You got homeless and veterans, Americans, Americans, Americans, sleeping on their own feces on a bench in Central Park. But the fucking illegals have got whatever they want, don't they? Five -star hotels, cash, probably get Yankee Dodger tickets tomorrow night.

0:28:01 Thomas: What the fuck you talking about

0:28:04 Lydia: Yeah. My favorite thing was like he tried that Nazi joke. It didn't work. And so then he had to say something horrible about Hillary Clinton, who has nothing to do with anything to try and like get them back on his side. Like, God, gross. Gross.

0:28:17 Thomas: Don't exactly know how to react to it because some of them are are Nazis. It's like, some of them, probably, I'll be honest, most of them don't think they're Nazis. They don't. I'm sure a few of them do. Most is New York—most of them don't feel like they're Nazis. But they also, like, I don't know, I'm not sure. I don' know. They don' have that reaction of, of course this isn't a Nazi rally. Like, in order for that joke to work, it would need to be so obviously not a Nazi Rally that it would be absurd to even think think of it as a Nazi rally. Reaction is like, I don't know, isn't it? I kind of think it is a Nazi. I think that's what's going on. They're like, oh, it's not a Nazi rally.

0:29:01 Thomas: Oh, boy. But it's actually it's great that you included that, because if and when I can get to it on the 1939 rally, very similar dynamics in a weird way.

0:29:10 Lydia: Interesting.

0:29:10 Thomas: Um, they would never let a Jewish person speak at it. So it's not like it's, we're not, things aren't identical to things, but like the the rhetoric is very interestingly similar in places. I can't wait to get to God.

0:29:22 Lydia: Right. I'm not going to tell you who this next person is. I'm just going to say start at 45-0-1.

0:29:27 Thomas: We are so not far enough into this.

0:29:30 Clip: And gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, attorney and senior advisor to President Donald J. Trump, Alina Haba.

0:29:32 Thomas: Is it? Oh, we get Giuliani. Oh, no. God. Yes. This is the best. Has she ever won ever? That's the funniest thing in

0:29:55 Clip: Jacket

0:30:10 Lydia: Let's right so good she's

0:30:12 Thomas: The world. Like, I almost think it's charmingly funny.

0:30:16 Lydia: Singing along the entire time she's having a great time dancing yeah she

0:30:17 Thomas: She's lost every single, I want to ask ChatGPT, I don't know, somebody, has she ever won, has Alina Hava ever

0:30:27 Lydia: Was threatened with jail time you remember that because Alina Haba, Trump's lawyer, has risen to prominence lately. The last, I want to say, three and a half years, she's been kind of like the shining star for him. Her parents were immigrants, by the way. So just want to point that out.

0:30:29 Thomas: Won for Trump? There's a lot of there's a lot that there

0:30:48 Lydia: Are, and I've been writing them down as they go. I do want to share, as I was doing some Alina Haba research, I don't think I heard about this when this happened. I don' t know if you did. Was a legal case that she settled with a former waitress at Trump's golf club in Bedminster. The waitress had sued the club, saying that she was tricked into a hush money deal, her supervisor was sexually harassing her. And she said that Alina Alina Habba approached her as a concerned friend offering to give her legal advice.

0:30:50 Thomas: Is a lot oh god yeah

0:31:24 Lydia: Waitress didn't know who she was, only having seen her as the member of the club who liked to sing at the club's party nights. Alina Hobba convinced her to drop her lawyer and hire her instead and then advised her to accept the hush money deal and keep the story out of of the news. Later, the waitress found out that she was going to owe owe a bunch of taxes, and she reached out to Alina Haba. And Alina Haba said, I can't technically give you legal advice. That's the problem. Wait, you just hired her as your lawyer? Very confusing.

0:31:52 Lydia: Alina Haba wasn't included in the golf club settlement with this waitress. And then Alina Habba to go and a separate settlement with her because what she did was incredibly unethical. Like Bianco, the waitress, had no idea that Alina Habba was affiliated with Trump, that would be representing Trump, um, weeks after she signed—after the waitresses signed the deal, um the club, Habba came out, and joined the legal team for Trump. Um summer zervos and

0:32:24 Thomas: Like a what they call a conflict of interest

0:32:26 Lydia: Yeah and so the waitress came out bianco came out and said the timing could not be more definitive she silenced me in order to be in trump's good graces she is evil she does the devil's work for free she acted as a caring guide in my life she acted like she could help me only to then completely ghost me and use me for her own success

0:32:44 Thomas: Incredible she's also uh assessed an awful lot of penalties and legal fees and sanctions million dollars yeah and one uh doesn't win all I do is that's that is so funny funny it's like unbelievably funny like at the very least yeah hype yourself up pick a song that isn't doesn't mention your record you don't have to say all I do is lose which is the truth you least find a song let's just general hype not specifically all I Do Is Win but that's such an example of how much nobody here cares about truth. They just really don't. They really don t.

0:32:49 Lydia: Yeah a million dollars right there was yeah Yeah. Mm hmm. So funny. Yeah.

0:33:13 Lydia: Yeah, all do is win. All I do is win Yeah.

0:33:21 Lydia: And I mean, she is all about the rhetoric and the tone of delivery. If you go to 4620, we can hear some of the things that she has to say.

0:33:31 Thomas: People are desperate for you to be offended by them.

0:33:34 Clip: To trigger Hillary Clinton. There

0:33:36 Thomas: Clinton, why Why would that trigger Hillary? Why Would She Be Watching It? What is the connection? I

0:33:39 Clip: You go, Hill. Steps

0:33:41 Lydia: Don't know. So obsessed with Hillary Clinton.

0:33:58 Thomas: Lost.

0:34:06 Clip: Right with lawsuits, fake charges, ravelous investigations. I thought so, I thought I could crush the man who built this rally.

0:34:34 Thomas: Fucking dork.

0:34:38 Clip: Has rattled some of my favorite swamp creatures. Hey guys, they are now scrambling and trying to call us Nazis and fascists. And claiming, and try and put them in jail. We're a nominee institution.

0:35:23 Thomas: The delegates did the Democratic Party. Does it? It wasn't. Oh, no. Hold on, Alina. Maybe there's a reason you're not winning anything. Do you think the Constitution talks about primaries and how they They should work. Or was the Constitution largely written before we even had parties, actually, because George Washington famously was against them.

0:35:51 Lydia: Washington just had to, yeah.

0:35:52 Thomas: Yeah. And like it doesn't actually tell us that you need to do certain things in primaries, even if it did. I don't think the Constitution would say once you are the nominee, you are forbidden from leaving. You cannot not. There's no excuse. You have to run. You are constitutionally bound to running. That's just how it is fucking nonsense you fucking idiot yeah

0:36:15 Lydia: Multiple people during this six -hour rally reiterate that. That is something that's one one of their talking points. And a lot of them want to make sure that they're saying it, too.

0:36:25 Thomas: It's just it makes sense for them to be doing that because it's like oh yeah trump's a threat to democracy kamala somehow stole the nomination it's Like how should it have worked like the guy steps down either a he shouldn't be allowed to step down that seems impossible what What if he dies? What if you get sick? What if or B, if he steps down, what what what process should have to happen in your mind? And by the way, who should be in charge of that? Should it be fucking you or the Constitution or God? Or it should just be however the fucking party works, because that's how it works. Party decides that this is what the party is. That's why it's a party. They do that. They decide that that's How it works comp

0:36:39 Lydia: It's their ticket. Yeah, yeah. And she purposely mispronounces Kamala's name. Yeah. She it throughout her entire speech. I will say that's kind of hit and miss with a lot of speakers. Some of them actually say it correctly. Some of them say it horribly wrong. She, I can tell purposefully, is doing it. You go to 5022, she's going to start getting into our man, Tim.

0:37:12 Thomas: Name Kamala. Yeah don't you dare go for tim good luck take your best shot the

0:37:36 Clip: Tim. My wife needs to change.

0:37:53 Lydia: Your boy. I don't know.

0:37:56 Clip: Children, ponds and boy bathrooms, your deadly fentanyl pouring into our country through your wide open borders, and your inflation.

0:38:06 Thomas: Sorry the what the the minnesota

0:38:08 Lydia: Minnesota's.

0:38:08 Thomas: Border is it coming through there is that where okay what a soulless person what

0:38:16 Clip: They blow. Women, yet he pushes. Policies that under women every every single woman here. By the way they can't even define what the hell a woman is. Get

0:38:29 Thomas: You can't even say the sentence that you just tried to say oh

0:38:36 Clip: The hell out of here.

0:38:37 Thomas: God so good I still am laughing at all I do is when it's a funny that is just hands down the funniest fucking thing she's lost every time oh

0:38:43 Lydia: All yeah it's it's just it was so good the when I when I got to that part in the rally I just was laughing out loud like to myself and I was like oh I can't wait I can'T wait to tell you I mean it's like all these things that are just they're false like if anyone has done any amount of research or listened to dub t-dub like you know that those things are inaccurate false misleading also who cares irrelevant like and it's this thing where like you can speak to honestly like like people who are uninformed and they just have to hear the rhetoric and they'll I'll go with it. I don't know how to combat that. You know, like, just, yeah, those talking points really, really, really seep in. And, and I don't really know what to do about that.

0:38:49 Thomas: So good so good yeah wrong yeah I've talked about it before but it really is when you look at any sort of conspiracy theorist or like flat earthers or any of those uh where is incentivized to check each other's bullshit you know like that's what's going on in this situation no but who in this group of idiots is incentivised to be like Like, that was a bit of an exaggeration. Like, nobody. They're all incentivized to cheer like fucking idiots and root for everything as long as you both agree on the main thing. Like, as long As you agree on flat Earth, it doesn't matter if you think that Earth is a potato chip or it's a projection up there or if the other planets are actually. It doesn't. Even though it's all contradictory and it's all nonsense, none of that matters. As long as you believe that the earth is flat and there's the conspiracy of scientists to keep it that way, to keep it from you, to keep that way. To keep it from you. Then part of the club. And that's how these kinds of cults work. And this is a cult. And as long as they sense you are for them in that broad sense, you're for Trump in that broader sense, nobody is going to fact check each other on anything. Doesn't matter.

0:40:33 Clip: To right their In nine day choice for an American people. Not so

0:40:50 Thomas: Really not the powerful it's we the people like donald trump elon musk jd vance yeah one of the kennedys fucking oh my god what

0:40:57 Lydia: Musk. A Kennedy. Yeah. They're

0:41:07 Clip: Nancy. It's time to sell your stocks. The clintons and obamas can because america

0:41:12 Thomas: Sell your stuff they're

0:41:25 Lydia: Not in there. Bye

0:41:25 Thomas: Not what

0:41:26 Clip: Has had enough with you now to

0:41:27 Thomas: Are you talking about they're they don't who who do you think is president right now

0:41:40 Clip: Cast trenches with you the man who gets back try

0:41:45 Thomas: Would never be seen in a trench is

0:41:47 Clip: And knock him down they could break us they could jail us and they thought they could kill him but they don't know what doesn't break you makes you stronger time to

0:42:04 Lydia: I think that does it.

0:42:05 Thomas: That is so good I just the obamas and the clintons get out of the white house I agree they shouldn't be currently occupying the white house maybe they can visit but take

0:42:10 Lydia: And the cabal packing. That doesn't make sense.

0:42:17 Thomas: The cabal like it's sell your

0:42:19 Lydia: Take.

0:42:19 Thomas: Stocks is amazing what is people are so fucking dumb like she's she might just be dumb like I think I mean a lot of them are dumb I don't want to I don't want to fixate on a woman unfairly but that artist is fucking dumb like that comedian is fuckin dumb like they're they're dumb there are some that aren't I don't I don't wanna say they all are I think ramaswami I think they're they're what they're people who are cynical and evil yeah they're people is cynical and evil and they either don't believe it at all and are just using it, um, or they do believe it a little and they're smarter about it. I think this person might just be dumb. I really do. Like your stock? What would that possibly mean? I'm, I'm going to, I'm putting on a MAGA hat. I'm joining your universe right now. I'm I'm in there in that rally with you, Alina. Except you said Nancy sell your your stock. And I've got everything. I've the truck nuts and the mag of whatever. I

0:42:36 Lydia: All dumb. Oh, yeah. Clever. Yeah and divorced. Yeah

0:43:12 Thomas: And we've divorced. And, does that mean? Why?

0:43:13 Lydia: To me that would tell me that the Trump economy is gonna suck so better sell your stocks before Before they bomb.

0:43:18 Thomas: Why yeah, that's one interpretation, but that doesn't make sense. Like I'm not in this scenario. I'M with her. IM like, yeah, Alina, I love you. What did you just fucking say? What is that? I want to cheer for it, But why would she have to sell her stocks? Why would that be a thing she should do? I mean, yeah, to your point, are we saying the economy is going to crash? Because then it's probably a good idea to sell our stocks. In that case, are you saying that if she's no longer in the house because of like the election, yes, that would imply you're only allowed to own stock if you're in the house. That can't be the rule. That can't be it, Alina. That can't be how it works. Is think all it is is some bare bones reference to like oh vaguely there's some sort of corruption thingy with her and stocks I hate it when people do it right this is just this is nothing this is nothing like this is you're gonna have to sell your stuff what wait are you saying you support then should members of congress and should politicians have to sell individual stocks because I actually agree why is that what you mean alina haba because I don't think that's what you mean because you're on the side that likes to have the corruption and benefiting from insider trading and all that. Sure, some of us on the left, some of our members of Congress, like Nancy Pelosi, they also do. I would be in support of no member of Congress and no justice and no president, no anybody owning individual stocks. They

0:43:47 Lydia: She's not allowed to have her stocks. References. It's it's the thing that you hate the most when people just do references. Yeah, I know. Yep.

0:44:41 Thomas: Should have to be invested in a broad swath of the economy, like a normal kind of fucking retirement account or whatever. And that would be great. I agree with you on that. So there is no possible interpretation of what you're saying that is what you mean, because I know you don't mean those things. Like you don'T mean any of those things, so what the fuck are you talking about?

0:45:03 Thomas: It's just words that are vaguely connected to things. Unbelievable.

0:45:02 Lydia: It's just confusing. Yeah Yeah. Yeah.

0:45:08 Thomas: We're gonna cut it off there for this first part uh I mean definitely we bit off a little more than we could chew here and

0:45:15 Lydia: Mean, it's a six hour rally. So unfortunately,

0:45:17 Thomas: And the problem here's the problem lydia already watched it and so you can't unwatch I checked there's no way to unwatch something yeah but I'm thinking here's something we're going to get these out thanks for listening to this everybody we're going to have time to listen but you know people are busy I'm realizing look look, if Trump wins, this is important because it's important. We got to know which Nazis are who and which ones are running things. If he loses, then it can just be funny. So it does work. I was all panicked about like, can we get this out in time for the election? I think either eventuality works, you know, like it's it's important either way. But we are going to try to complete this rally before election time. And anyone who is such a big fan of our show that they listen right away, they will be able to hear it all before, well, certainly before the election's over. But that's part one. We're going to get part two out to you right away. There's plenty more crazy where that came from. We haven't even gotten, yeah, to say, oh, man, we

0:46:14 Lydia: My god. Part two. Oh, part two has the best character of all.

0:46:22 Thomas: Have not even gotten to a guy who just like, I call it fraud per se, but just like kind of lied his way up to the stage, kind of. Yeah. That's, that's in part two or maybe three. I actually don't remember.

0:46:32 Lydia: It's incredible. It can be part two.

0:46:35 Thomas: Part two. Lydia's got the facts. I don't sweat the details. Uh, yeah. So there's so much to come. It's a lot of fun. Uh. I also have a lot prepared for after, but we'll see if we get to that. It's okay. I I didn't watch a whole Trump rally, so I'm not as heartbroken if I don't get to my stuff, but the comparisons to the 1939 rally are interesting. All right. Well, we're all sweating over here and stressing about the election, but WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS OUT. And thanks for listening please support the show patreon.com/wherethereswoke we love you so much we'll see you for part two

0:46:38 Lydia: See ya. Yeah so then keep going yep

0:47:31 Thomas: Do I have to? It's

0:47:32 Lydia: Yeah